I am Murphys law

basically everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

When it rains it pours

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Lets be honest. #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

The chances of the bread taking butter side down us directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

why am i so accident prone #ThingsthatmakeyousayWTF

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

i'm a hot mess minus the hot emphasis on the mess. #realtalk #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

try to be nice and bake things for my friends. burn everything. #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

i fall up the stairs down the stairs you name it i can fall that way. #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

when your boyfriend calls you murphy because you are the epitome of Murphys law #awkward #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

wake up study eat don't sleep study more drink coffee drink mountain dew drink even more caffeine study study study #itsgonnabealongweek

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

being a large coffee and realize its decaf #allnighterprobs #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

staying up all night studying only to sleep through your exam #finalsweek #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

Christmas break is coming! but that also means finals week is coming...slow down! #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

so much work so little time of course i would get sick the week before finals #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

hi i'm Murphys law. i make them good days go bad.

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

so lucky to have great friends until Christmas rolls around and you have to buy everyone presents #broke

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

is it just me or are desks out to get you too #ouch #ialwaysrunintothem #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

nobody texts me until i want to last down and take a nap #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

dropped my glass in the middle of the caf #roundofapplause #murphyslaw

[I am Murphys law @murphyslawprobz]

everyone is talking about the powerball but with my luck I'd probably win but lose my ticket #murphyslaw