my toxic trait is not being able to write messages without exclamation points after everything! i’m really not this excited! i just don’t want to come across as rude without them! i seriously can’t stop! help! !
Nurses and doctors told not to call patients ‘love’ or ‘dear’, Radio stations banning a Christmas song because it’s ‘inappropriate’, vegans offended by sayings like ‘bringing home the bacon’. Can we just put on our big BOY pants and stop being so soft, or am I offending someone.
i’d say this summer is a pretty lucky time to be alive in terms of swimwear bc for ladies, 1 piece/high waisted swimsuits are in style!! incredible!! and for dudes, the dad bod is back on top. we can all be fat in peace, amen
Disney World is magical. I magically drank a bottle of Tito’s, then magically ate my body weight in Polynesian cuisine, all while magically spending all of the money in my magical wallet. Magic.