murphyz

London based | Spare time travel photographer

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@thefella Please sneak in 'banana on a gear stick' somewhere within the chat.

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@AlfieGarner5 @simonjwils Dress to Impress (now on ITV+1 of course)

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London Loop Section 16 (Borehamwood to Cockfosters)

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@SimonBa70228348 @andrewjditton @Hermesparcels Joe Lycett (or is it still Hugo Boss nowadays?) covered the Hermes Auction on his show. https://t.co/rgXpDjxx81

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@cornish_jack @WildlifeTrusts @30DaysWild @WildLondon @LondonNPC A soldier beetle, perhaps?

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@qikipedia @qikipedia - are you feeling okay?

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@jimnixaustin I guess the only solution is to buy a new iPhone

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@marksandspencer @carolmull Sure:

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@marksandspencer @carolmull Agreed. The description states "filled with zesty lemon curd", however these bakes were a little dry and severely lacking in curd.

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@geofftech Major delays due to tea leaves on the track

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📦😡

@YodelOnline : We're trying really hard to be the worst delivery company during this pandemic

@Hermesparcels : Hold my beer...

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@SpeedQuizzing Hello - I can't seem to export any round other than the Keypad one on SpeedQuizzing Live (i.e. cannot export Buzzin' or Nearest Wins).

Is this:
a) a bug,
b) not a feature of SQ Live,
c) because I'm on a free account and need credits, or
d) my own muppetry

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...easier to put back together 😊

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I have no idea who gave me this puzzle, or how long ago, but I have finally got it apart.

Don’t have a clue how to put it back together.

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This weekend I’ve been teaching myself Adobe Illustrator.

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@foolhandy I’ve been catching up on the 2019 World Series of Poker from last June, so watching several thousand people crammed into a room together, and seeing people coughing into their hand before handling the chips.

Seems surreal now.

Also, it’s sponsored by Corona.

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I find myself getting annoyed at people I see on TV who are standing really close together, before I remember that the show was filmed before this whole pandemic started.

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@jimnixaustin I had so many plans for this weekend too. NOT!

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It turns out that I seem to be very poor at food planning. My routine used to be to decide what I wanted to eat at lunchtime and then go and buy it, or decide on my way home if I was buying something to cook or eating out. This does not work in an isolation/weekly shop scenario.