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[zak @murray_zak]

My Malibus most wanted costume on tik tok is getting looked at a bit I hope I see a lot b-rad from malibu costumes this year.

[zak @murray_zak]

I be relaxing listening to sunami there is something off with me

[zak @murray_zak]

A simple pleasure is ice in the urinal the fellas would get me

[zak @murray_zak]

Wake me up when we all start dressing like a white zombie music video

[zak @murray_zak]

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[zak @murray_zak]

Drinking a beat box listening to The Weeknd I’m off track

[zak @murray_zak]

Getting my ass crack tatted, how did life get me to this situation I’ll never know

[zak @murray_zak]

Inflation finally hit my bars drink prices and lord have mercy 😭

[zak @murray_zak]

I didn’t unwrap a tomahawk steak this year wtf mom and dad

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dawg where tf am i

[zak @murray_zak]

There’s no Black Fridays deals on my car payment wtf :/

[zak @murray_zak]

Everyone find a veteran to freak on

[zak @murray_zak]

If you hear me quoting Remble get me out that club

[zak @murray_zak]

<33

[zak @murray_zak]

80% of my job is just fake laughing at things people say

[zak @murray_zak]

When I asked for a dudes ID today he showed me the Mclovin ID, that laugh got me through my shift :)

[zak @murray_zak]

There playing growlers at the bar 🥸

[zak @murray_zak]

My work getting my favorite beer on tap, they don’t know it but they fucked up 🥸

[zak @murray_zak]

How to put aquaphor on your back tattoo by yourself

[zak @murray_zak]

This is my last big/time consuming tattoo piece fuck this guys 😭