Murray

My name is Murray. You don’t need to know my last name. All you need to know is that I’m a black belt 🥋

[Murray @murrayforreal]

👀

[Murray @murrayforreal]

why am I in Lyle Lyle crocodile

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IM STUCK IN CAPS

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Ew

[Vecna. @vecnarp]

*grunts loudly*

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@FREUDl4N why does Steve look like that

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@samlbyers Hello!

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I deleted Twitter for a while. Shit is scary! I am back now.

[Murray @murrayforreal]

@thebetterbyers Yes, it is me!

[Murray @murrayforreal]

@izzyhrrington Hello!

[Murray @murrayforreal]

@eggoenjoyer jane

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i have an abundance of turkey

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Happy thanksgiving you weirdos

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Now why does Karen have purple ….

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meatballs…so yummy

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Despicable.

[Murray @murrayforreal]

Hot chocolate on a nice cold evening!!! #relaxing

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I love omelets #omelet

[Murray @murrayforreal]

NO. ARENT. ARENT REAL.

[Murray @murrayforreal]

Look guys I’m a mermaid!!! WRONG. Mermaids are real, idiot. #swimming #underwater #fake

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ARENT**!!!!!

[Murray @murrayforreal]

Look guys I’m a mermaid!!! WRONG. Mermaids are real, idiot. #swimming #underwater #fake