joe murray 🔰

29 manc luhg 🇾🇪 (he/him/his)

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

Not tonight.

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

I love Hall and hope United sign him, but if Tuchel wants full backs that join the midfield (why he loves O’Reilly so much), Skelly makes the most sense & Chalobah makes none at all

[Matt Law @Matt_Law_DT]

Exclusive : England World Cup preparations rocked by the news Tino Livramento is expected to be ruled out of the tournament through injury. Tuchel ready to replace him with Trevoh Chalobah among the options to come in. FA yet to confirm.

https://t.co/DKS4WSqTNZ

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Awful idea. Can’t wait

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Seen people say not one of the US team gets into the English one, and all I could think was Chris Richards is a serious baller

[OptaJack⚽️ @OptaJack]

83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.

Perfection.

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

People including Pogba are hilarious because he is the cheapest on the list and absolutely the best of the lot

[The City Shack @thecityshack]

Elliot Anderson is £125M because:

Arsenal paid £105 for Declan Rice
Liverpool paid £125 for Alexander Isak
Chelsea paid £115M for Caicedo
United paid 90M for Pogba

You guys take responsibility for destroying the market!

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Barca can fuck off, complete disrespect

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Just found out I have mild Cleithrophobia

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

Vir de uma família de três é saber que: o filho mais velho é o que está gravando, o do meio está empacotando a irmã, e o caçula é o que está dentro do sofá kkkkkkkkk

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

This is why I’m confused we haven’t taken Wharton to the WC. Not that they’re the same player, but when it’s boiling hot, having a press-resistant deep passer can win you games

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

How do I explain to the Mrs how important it is that I get this

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

DOES THAT SAY 16.75

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚱 Now we know why FIFA banned water bottles being brought into stadiums.

💦 Because they're charging $8.75 for water in 28°C weather.

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

This is the beautiful game

[Napoleon @lovecimbombing]

Adamın veledden çalım yediği yer kopartıyo

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Always remember him as a teacher/vampire in Doctor Who and I swear he was Will’s dad in The Inbetweeners???

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Anthony Head, best known for TV roles in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ted Lasso and Little Britain, dies aged 72 https://t.co/obPVwf7MdJ

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

It’s an all timer. People said Nike gave up on footy btw

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Looks like a corrupted jpeg of an R8, really not a pretty car at all

[carwow @carwowuk]

REVEALED: Audi R8 Successor!

Meet the Audi Nuvolari - a brand-new, mid-engined 1,000hp hybrid supercar!

🔥 4-litre twin-turbo V8 and 3 motors!
🔥 1000hp & 730Nm!
🔥 0- 60mph in 2.6 seconds!
🔥 Full carbon exterior!
🔥 £500,000!
🔥 Limited to 499 units!

Audi has the Temerario in its sights! But would you pick the Nuvolari over the Lambo? 🤔 Let us know in the comments!

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

1A! 1A! 1A!

[DCU Brief @DCUBrief]

New set video of Superman vs Lex Luthor in 'Man of Tomorrow'

(Via James Nobbe on Facebook)

[Kachii @badasskachii]

The craziest thing about World Cup month is realizing where you were in life during the last one. Shit I still remember watching my first World Cup game ever. A 4-year gap means your job, your relationship status, your friends, and your entire life situation are completely different, but you're sitting watching a random group stage game at 1 AM on a Tuesday. Football is a time capsule.

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

Tuchel might be thick as pigshit

[BenCains @bencainss]

Saka and Madueke our RW options for WC btw 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[joe murray 🔰 @murrayjoe7]

I genuinely do not understand why you would stop all your forward momentum to take a slower and less accurate penalty, just on the off-chance the professional goalkeeper makes an amateur error and dives far too early?

[Mark Williams @MWmagic]

I love this man, but when he stepped up for the penalty I think every palace fan knew the outcome. That stuttering run up has to stop. #UCL
#PSGARS #arsenal

[Central @WestHam_Central]

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