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Remember that one time, that was awesome!

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Should the @NHL bring back the #twolinepassing rule?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

How about instead of the #warondrugs we have a #waronmentalhealth? @SenateDems @GOP @WhiteHouse

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@mulaney thanks for sharing your story!

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Where are our politicians? 31 mass shootings in 17 days of April. Anyone else pissed off yet…what are we doing?!? @POTUS @POTUS44 @GOP @SenateDems @HouseDemocrats @WhiteHouse

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@TheDailyShow @JohnLeguizamo Give @JohnLeguizamo his own show!

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Did you know that RIP #TomSizemore was a mall rent-a cop in the movie #Commando that @Schwarzenegger beat up during the mall scene?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@garyvee Life is Good! Announce 2023 VeeCon and its great to be a #Jets fan! @nyjets

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Today the Pen is mightier than the Sword! #Vote

[Dad @murrayjvl]

First to Market or First to Patten?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

I buy bottled water to do I can drink water. Why don’t I just use a cup?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

First to Patent or First to Market?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Waiting for @elonmusk to add a #NFTMarketplace to the Twitter platform! Create #Crypto demand!!

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@elonmusk Isn’t this post #smalltalk in fact isn’t this a platform for small talk?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

When taking a shit, Does @elonmusk fold or crumple his toilet paper?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Why am I afraid of success or being successful? What am I afraid of? @garyvee @AndyStorch @elonmusk

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@JimBelushi It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank, half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark out, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@garyvee Did you get yourself a cheesehead?!?

[Dad @murrayjvl]

Make like a tree and get outa here!

[Jess Walker @JessWal61214376]

If you've seen Back To The Future, prove it by quoting it

[Colectivo Coffee @ColectivoCoffee]

A mile up the highest mountain range in Central America, Juana Escobar Gaspár grows coffee on her small farm. The altitude allows for the slow development of intense, fruity flavors. This year's micro-lot has notes of blackberry jam, peach & dark chocolate https://t.co/4wPrSW5luA

[Dad @murrayjvl]

@VancityReynolds @MaximumEffort @ColinHanks How’s it go Eisenhower?