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you’re tacky and I hate you✨

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my favorite part about sundance’s new carrier is how the mailman congratulated us on our new baby when we walked by, forcing us to explain that YES he is a baby but he is ALSO a very angry 17-year-old man

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@maisiehpeters actually bob shit crazy

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@rachelchinourir speaking a boston upgrade into existence
🤞🥲🤞

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they could never make me hate u bb 🥹

[Variety @Variety]

Nicolas Cage says "protect yourselves from AI."

“There is another world that is also disturbing me, and it’s happening right now around all of us — the new AI world. I am a big believer in not letting robots dream for us. Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is a dead end if an actor lets one AI robot manipulate his or her performance even a little bit, an inch will eventually become a mile and all integrity, purity and truth of art will be replaced by financial interests only. We can’t let that happen. The job of all art in my view, film performance included, is to hold a mirror to the external and internal stories of the human condition through the very human thoughtful and emotional process of recreation. A robot can’t do that. If we let robots do that, it will lack all heart and eventually lose edge and turn to mush. There will be no human response to life as we know it. It will be life as robots tell us to know it. I say, protect yourselves from AI interfering with your authentic and honest expressions.”

Read more here: https://t.co/se18GZu66y

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hating abortion and trans people and making that your entire personality is LOSER behavior!! like omg get a real hobby

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this morning i did my cute lil stretches while reading my cute lil book and then i took my cute lil coffee and looked out at my cute lil snow covered yard and wow i really do not live to work!!

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they should invent a job that doesn’t feel evil (or evil-adjacent) that also pays enough to live a normal life

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surely it’s normal to fantasize about being hit by a harvard bus as often as i do

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cried in two work meetings today, a personal best!! only 8 days into the year and i’m already exceeding expectations 🥰

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happy nicolas cage’s birthday to all those who celebrate, make sure to treat yourself to a fancy little island or maybe a cute gorgeous castle today!! 🫡

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it’s not awards season, it’s cole walliser and his gorgeous glambot season

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eyes on the prize (a third espresso martini)

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i just know a sister act/sister act 2 back-to-back double feature hates to see me coming 😮‍💨

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hardest part of being a new homeowner is happening rn, do we tell the children throwing snowballs at our windows to please stop and risk being LAME or do we do nothing and risk having to pay for new windows oh GOD

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

imagine hating me and and im just at home donning my gay apparel

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the wildest thing in the santa claus is coming to town movie is when santa’s birth parent decides the best idea is to abandon their baby at the home of a high-ranking government official

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does the massachusetts lottery marketing team know that “season of scratch” sounds like a public health crisis? like are they aware at all?

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impeccable vibes on my mom’s tree this year

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the best way to spread christmas cheer is screaming crying throwing up for all to hear

[Lil Sticky @justinflatable0]

Pink Pilates CEO Assassin Pop

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make sure to check in with your loved ones 🫶 and ask them if they had seen the UHC CEO shooter at a McDonald’s, would they have snitched or kept their goddamn mouth shut 🫶🫶🫶