murri

a simple, sarcastic, self-proclaimed work-a-holic, bookworm, star wars nerd with a love for animals and all things shiny...

[murri @murri205]

"I don't believe in apps...unless you mean appetizers." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"Here's a plastic something. We appreciate you." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"I'm always financially embarrassed..."
#officelife #officelady #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"I'm paler than a a nude colored bra." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"My boss told me to fight a girl and I got my ass beat." #officelife #quoteoftheday #officelady

[murri @murri205]

"The IT Mafia is going to come for me if I keep asking them questions..." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday #WorkFromHome

[murri @murri205]

"Do you love it like McDonald's?" #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"If I have a suspicious death, let my coworkers handle the investigation. These women can find out anything!" #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"Changing my name tag to Petty LaBelle today." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

[Elevator makes horrible grinding noise as the doors close] "ah, the sounds of encouragement..." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"You've either had A LOT of coffee or it's meth..." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"It's like jumping off a building : exhilarating until you hit the ground!" #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"My system isn't like Google. If you want Google, you need to use Google!" #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"Heart attack, stroke, fell off a bridge..you know...all the natural causes of death." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"Office ladies are weird. Thelma can be mad at Barb because she thinks she drank her diet coke, but let someone get reckless on the phone with Barb and all of a sudden Thelma's telling them to pull up..." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday #genzquotes

[murri @murri205]

"Salsa is nothing more than processed ketchup." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"You know when it's office dieting season when the crunch of apples and celery take over the sound of chips." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"If I ever give out the address of this place, just accept that as my 2 second notice." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"Call me Taylor because I'm the problem."
#officelife #officelady #quoteoftheday

[murri @murri205]

"I have just snacked my last snack so now I have no more snacks to snack today." #officelady #officelife #quoteoftheday