Murriel Mapa

Word nerd by day, pretend artist (of sorts) by night. Breakfast enthusiast always.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

"Hey, look how different we all are. That's cool." - how to be human. #STOPBEINGNOTHUMAN

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[🙂‍↕️ @Lightningtype]

in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

A crowd of teens came into my work today and while they were having their conversations, they inadvertently called me old in about 20 different ways. Basically I’m saying I didn’t understand anything they said. I’m still confused. And old, apparently.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Sometimes I just watch Keanu Reeves interviews for hours to feel something.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Siri can now pronounce my name correctly, which feels huge.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Is this the year I get into K-pop?

[Jen Crittenden @JenCrittenden]

This is why you don't say Macbeth in a theater, @chrisrock. #oscars

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Let’s pour one out for Will Smith’s PR team.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Thank god I keep forgetting to cancel our cable.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Does anyone else do edibles and then force their partner to watch scenes from Flashdance?

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

No one can ever say I’m not committed to my craft.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

My cardio is watching Euphoria. Nothing gets me more sweaty or my heart rate going faster.

[Brent & Fred's Excellent Adventure @BrentColman]

I think it's really special that Facebook did to our parents what they thought video games were going to do to us.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Anyone else going through a “nothing really matters” phase these days? And by these days I mean the last 3 years.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Remember when honking just meant you were a bad driver? I miss those days. #screwyourconvoy #yourenotoppressed #youreentitled

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

“Did you do Wordle today?” is hereby the official greeting of 2022.

[Murriel Mapa @murriel1991]

Alberta feeling extra ‘Berta-like lately.