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“woo” -phoebe bridgers

[maria @murrrria]

gay halloween… big miss steak and miss information… etc…

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[fudge @fudgeposting]

just remembered this banger

[🛒 @tayhader]

Rewatching the sheep detectives

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

You’ll be having the busiest week of your life and there go Libby taking you off the waitlist, asking you to read a 500 page book.

[sploinky - semihiatus @skodenquinn]

My favorite thing about Canada.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[Seth Pollack @sethmpk]

Gotta decide where to watch Game 5. The local sports bar? The bodega with a TV outside propped up on cartons of cigarettes? At the Museum of Natural History watching the game projected on the whale?

[rat liker @rat_liker]

I have literally never been to a pride parade that didn't have shitloads of straight people showing up. People bring straight friends and family, community members come to watch/support, it's a big party. And yet every year people take it upon themselves to scold bi women.

[Venus Cuffs @VenusCuffs]

If you are not a native New Yorker & you move here YOU NEED TO RESPECT THE CULTURE THAT MADE YOUR PUNK ASS WANT TO MOVE HERE.

This is the city that never sleeps & you are calling the cops for loud noise and block parties? Take your raggedy ass back to Iowa.

[kia. @jyozy0]

how i feel knowing they didnt ruin the devil wears prada with the sequel

[van watches movies @alejandroxpadi]

There are not one, but two films out this weekend starring Anne Hathaway where she looks gorgeous and wear pretty dresses. There’s no reason you shouldn’t be at the movies

[m @bigllittlelies]

going to the cinema and seeing anne hathaway movie trailers before the anne hathaway movie im there for

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

A distinct arthouse film, legacy sequel, blockbuster of the highest level, wild creative swing, and psychological thriller.

No one is doing it like her!!

[cal? @cal_gif]

insane how this view used to mean you had an insane amount of viruses on your computer and now it’s just the way it is

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[maria @murrrria]

stop putting the coats away and it’ll stay warm

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

dragging my stupid fucking winter coat out of storage for the 5th time this year