murshy

[🇪🇸 @47Ahmedd]

Gassing a rejected bid

[#1 Daryl Morey Enjoyer @sthsthburner]

This is like those 6 months of Jorginho dementia in 21 except worse.

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

Interviewer: “Who did the ice-cold celebration first, you or Cole Palmer?”

Morgan Rogers: “I did it four days before he started using it. Then he went on to score like 40 goals, so everyone thought it was his.” 🥶😂

[David Frum @davidfrum]

Trump recoils from discovery like a vampire from holy water. Drives home that the Trump settlements with CBS and ABC were surrenders by favor-seeking corporate owners. Fight and win.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

BREAKING: JD Vance is still following Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate on X.

They have been charged with human trafficking and child pornography.

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Excited for this…

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

BREAKING: Chelsea closing in on a deal to sign Crystal Palace defender Maxence Lacroix.

Crystal Palace chairman Steve Parish has been involved in negotiations and the overall package is expected to higher than Jan Paul Van Hecke's £52m move from Brighton to Spurs.🇫🇷

🤝 @alex_crook

[/+/ @Sxne19iv2]

In a kettle bro

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

This is probably the best use of AI I’ve seen on this app bro😭

[Fanon’s Dreams @TrapBasquiat]

Niggas ran with that “run club is for finding people to fuck” nonsense and now niggas calling them “gay” for running with men lmao.

That’s like calling niggas “gay” for hooping lol.

[Joan Cook from PBS @MissPavIichenko]

How is this not an Onion headline

[Mariam @Gaismair]

Going to a village in a mount & blade game

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

BREAKING: Leaked Andrew Tate texts are looking VERY bad for the Trump admin…

Texts from Andrew Tate reveal that a Trump admin official directly intervened on the Tate brothers behalf in early 2025 to stall the sex trafficking investigation.

“I had word from The Trump admin that theyre on top of things,” wrote Andrew Tate via text.

Tate’s former lawyer, Paul Ingrassia, is now a Trump admin official, and is the one who requested the Tate brothers devices be returned to them.

You may remember Paul Ingrassia from his leaked texts last year in which he said he “has a Nazi streak” and uses old slurs.

JD Vance still follows the Tate brothers on Twitter. Barron is friends him them. All of this happened after Andrew admitted to being a pimp on camera.

This is the Republican Party now. I’m a young dude who loves America, and hates seeing it hijacked by these hateful , abusive, degenerates.

[NkoKirkto‽ @NekoKirito7]

Has China yet advanced to the stage where they produce their own tomato concentrate/paste?

[Plushie @plushcel]

Made this up because I wanted to heal people...

[rae @Iovcure]

This is frying me so bad😭😭😭😭😭

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

It's kind of hilarious that anti-colonialist women seem to disproportionately have the hots for white men and white nationalists seem to be disproportionately attracted to non-white women. The evidence is admittedly purely anecdotal but I choose to believe it because it's funny.

[ꓕNIOԀꓤƎ⅁⅁Iꓤꓕ @Grxit]

If you were to draw this dude accurately, you would be charged with a hate crime

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

"Can my mate come? He's sound."

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

120 psi straight to the face 😭