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baby sledge ⚒️

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@Stephanieeedee in a sea of randall’s, get u a king bob 🤴🏽

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how can you watch om shanti om and not smile

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would appreciate being spooked instead of going home with hiccups

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currently training to defeat possible multiverse me

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sneaky dee’s nachos will get the first michelin star in the city

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having a real ontario kid moment taking the go train downtown for a show

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getting to the age where a shoe horn is mandatory

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object permanence is real lol outta sight outta mind

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the dropout is actually inspirational. you too can become a billionaire by having a sociopathic disregard for human life and greasing the right palms

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love that my neighbors have a inflatable ramadan decorations on their lawn like it’s christmas lmao

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good bbq will make all your clothes smell like hickory

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it has come to my attention that there are people that type capitals by hitting the caps lock button twice 🤨

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feel like i'm part of the film industry getting screening passes but also who has the time to commit to a b-tier movie

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my dreams be so vividly boring, i woke up to charge my laptop bc i noticed it was at 2% in my dream like what

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pixar could ease up on the generational trauma themes. just when i thought seeing turning red would be harmless

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i tried this shampoo with menthol and my head is on fire lol it’s like my scalp smoked a newport

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drive to survive is just a soap opera for men and i love it

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idk why i got so violently high to see the batman in 4dx. those punches were felt in a new dimension

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ive put some bad things through my body but wth is in a shamrock shake?

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just saw i earned some dividends, omw to buy 3 whole timbits