Enrico Pallazzo

Aspiring poet. Un-Official since 2022

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

@JoestarJokic This is ‘95 shaq, down to it being his 3rd year in the league

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

85 degrees out today which means that it’s time for me to morph into my summer form, which is Robin Williams from The Birdcage but with long hair

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

@_AuraSoundz_ @statmuse And where’s donut boy? Fondling his horses

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

Fun fact: Statmuse used to give actual fun and informational stat anomalies, not just rage bait so they can get clicks

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Fun Fact: The Wolves traded more picks for Rudy Gobert than he had total points scored in Game 5 and 6.

[Zac Wild @ZacWildxxx]

How come we don't see streamers press us male talent?

They're strategic cowards who don't have the balls,

So they accost women which is an even bigger mistake.

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

@bdetrick Seems like our guards are playing heavy minutes. If only we had a 3rd one in our rotation? Wonder what happened to him?

[Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz @LeBatardShow]

FIFA and American ticketing companies are a match made in heaven

[Kevin Negandhi @KevinNegandhi]

Flyers send Pens home.
Phillies w 2 walkoff wins in a DH sweep.
Sixers dominate Celtics to force a game 7.

What a great 24 hours of Philly sports.

[Seth Joyner @sethjoyner]

Comical that they're talking about this being a make or break season for #JalenHurts‼️ The road to stardom and security is rarely an easy one for a QB not drafted top 10! But of those said QBs, how many are SuperBowl champs & SB MVPs....I'll wait! While many see this as a make or break season, the owner #JefferyLurie has stated his affinity for his QB! And just in case you weren't watching, #HowieRoseman @Eagles GM has reloaded the offensive roster to support his QB who admittedly had an off year in 2025! Anyone who has played this game knows that every year is not a great year! Even the greats have off years! Throw in an inept offensive strategy, a decimated OLine, inconsistency across the board, and it's safe to say that #Hurts wasn't the only one in the building that had an off year! What other QB, 1 yr off of a SuperBowl win, is on or has ever been on the hotseat🔥?????? Someone help me make sense of this continuous nonsense! He has the propensity to bounce back big over his career! What will the narrative and rhetoric be when that happens? Who will admit they were wrong and who publicly eats crow?? Probably none of these gurus‼️#TheyllAllHaveLockJaw 🙄

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

Honestly i wish you would’ve actually moved the team to Jersey when your arena power play for public funds was failing, cause once you were Jersey’s problem i wouldn’t have given one fuck about them. Sell the fuckin team please

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

Its gonna be so awesome to watch Jared McCain sit on the bench throughout these playoffs knowing my idiot Epstien Associated owner made our GM ‘Sell High’ on him so he can duck the luxury tax for no other reason than to line his greedy fuckin pockets. Fuck you Josh

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

Imagine cucking yourself this hard. Couldnt be me

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

There are uncountable saints who chose to be tortured to death rather than do what Hannity just did for his master

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

There’s only one answer, and it’s Daydream Nation.

[All Rock Music @allrockmusic]

Which one of these albums would you choose?

[Enrico Pallazzo @murzman]

If you’re a Philly fan, and you watch any minute of this series, you’re a fucking sadist and or glutton for punishment

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Sixers fans chanting “We Want Boston.” 👀

(via @JClarkNBCS)

[Joey Linn @joeylinn_]

Chris Paul on Instagram after the Clippers lose to Golden State

[Pop Base @PopBase]

A jury has ruled that Live Nation and Ticketmaster held an illegal monopoly in the ticketing market.

(https://t.co/4CoZCKBBKa)

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

"I'd Have Been A Killer."

—Nina Simone