Reiner Braun

I'm here to destroy the walls of hate and burst open the gate of friendship.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Cait is such trash, amirite guys?

[Joe @Shinjoebi]

RT if Cait is trash

save a life

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Are you mad, or Rei-nah?

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Don't talk about the world outside the walls because you will get pregnant, and die.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Annie's Nose: A poem by Reiner Braun.
Annie's nose
So big, so close
How long it goes?
Nobody nose.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Me and my shiny muscles are going.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

I made it better. #2kewl4u

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

My shiny muscles that glisten!
Just like a Christmas tree!

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

MY SHINY MUSCLES AND ME!

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

2 glam 2 give a dam

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

2 fabu 4 u

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Annie just went full on Russian.

[Levi Ackerman @HarshSquadron]

Yeah have fun with the party, Annie.

We'll make your crystal a hanging disco light... SPONSORED by the Recon Corps.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

I keep taking advice from that "if you like then you should've put a ring on it" song, but it's not working.

[Levi Ackerman @HarshSquadron]

*lost the signal of Reiner*

SOLDIER DOWN SOLDIER DOWN!!!

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Guys, I think we need to seriously consider putting Levi in a special home.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

There goes Levi, telling his tales again.

YOU'RE LOSING YOUR MIND, OLD MAN!

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

She coming after me! SEND HEL-- *no signal*

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Annie hurts me emotionally and physically.

[Reiner Braun @MuscleSquadron]

Annie, please! I don't want to "fall out of a window" again!