André

Casual sports fan at best. #GigEm

[André @muse1116]

New shirt came in 😌 @luka7doncic @dallasmavs @mcuban

[André @muse1116]

@blissfulfiction Might be a hot take but…Madness is the most overrated and most mainstream appealing song, especially to non-muse fans. I can’t stand it and I hate how it has taken up a spot in the setlist for every US show for the last 14 years now 🙄

[AC 🇯🇵 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

WATCH: Debris falls after small plane crashes into the CITIC Tower in Beijing

[Nathan Idot @nathanidot]

this ain’t ben & jerry’s this is net & yahu’s

[André @muse1116]

Ayo @TheGoblinnn nice to see you made it to Big Sky ⛷️

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

June 16, 2006: Lionel Messi scores in the World Cup.

June 16, 2026: Lionel Messi scores in the World Cup.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

IT’S CALLED SOCCER NIGGA

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

PEW PEW PEW!!! 🇺🇸🦅

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[André @muse1116]

@NintendoAmerica

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

Have a good grass-court season, @Wimbledon 🌱

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

THE WAIT IS OVER 🏆

#RolandGarros

[André @muse1116]

@Kam1824428 @josemorgado Amen 🙄

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Roland Garros just when you think you've got them figured out

[André @muse1116]

@blissfulfiction I refuse to listen to more songs until the album comes out! It’s giving me drones vibes. I want something to look forward to 😊

[Dan’s Picks @DanPickz2]

“NOBODY CAN EVER CHOKE WORSE THAN JANNIK SINNER AT ROLAND GARROS 2025”

JANNIK SINNER AT ROLAND GARROS 2026:

[Sinner Alcaraz @SinnerAlcaraz]

Jannik Sinner lost both these matches

[Alcatraz @RufiEnLancha]

-Suspensión de 3 meses justo para no perderse Grand Slams y volver en Roma en su casa.
-Wimbledon 2025: paran el partido y cierran el techo cuando Dimitrov estaba arrasando. Dimitrov se lesiona porque vuelve frío.
-Australian Open 2025: Spizzirri va ganando el partido, Sinner con calambres y deciden PARAR el partido.
-Roland Garros 2026: paran el partido en medio de un juego porque Sinner está mareado con un 0-40 en contra.

Huele raro.