muse 🐀

he/they/it/fae // gender is a broken gas main and i am a kid playing with matches

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

keanu reeves: *cocks gun* i FUCKING said be EXCELLENT to each other

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

he also didn’t even particularly like the show, i tried to get him to watch it with me and he found it boring

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

not me seeing my ex on grindr with the poster that mysteriously disappeared from my room LITERALLY IN THE BACKGROUND OF HIS PFP

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

i cannot stress enough this was a v specific poster i bought off redbubble five years ago that’s gone out of stock long ago, he did not buy one

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

https://t.co/mizuDdzakK

[beck 🔻 @es0tericshawty]

selina kyle’s apartment in batman returns 😫😫

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

throwback to that one time i accidentally had an orgy… what a night

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

@agravemxstake ive had it happen and it is 100% them being gross

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

have you considered Him?

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

we had an anonymous survey at my job, and they got such bad reviews that at the meeting that was supposed to make sure we all get on well, our gm went table to table interrogating staff about their anonymous surveys

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

tma fans: y’all remember “i am to be king of a ruined world and i shall never die”? that shit Hit Different

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

@mashimero it’s a mental health thing to clarify

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

@bloddygay 2006

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

I was gonna make a joke about being cut in half as a gay trans man but honestly this all just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth considering trans women were the back bone of gay liberation in the first place

[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

when are you guys gonna realize that disney doesn’t care about producing good content or content that is even slightly loyal to the comics, all they care about is making money off nostalgia

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Welcome to the Quantum Realm. Check out the brand-new character poster for #MODOK in Marvel Studios’ #AntManAndTheWaspQuantumania.

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[muse 🐀 @muse_appollo]

the red flags are INSANE

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

They've been dating for only 2 months. 2 months!

[Sofia ''Buff Girlfriend'' @sofiabuffgf]

bro you really look like you could use a kiss right now