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[slimmer shady @totauddd]

My death is more guaranteed than my wedding so instead of looking for my soulmate im going to look for my soul

[Miraç @netmutsuz]

Ağlıyorum

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

I am not religious but one of my favourite parts of the Bible is when Jesus didn't tell women to cover up, he told men to gouge out their own eyes if they couldn't control themselves

[милиция @xMillice]

l’esclavage était légal
battre sa femme était légal

la loi n’a jamais été une boussole morale

[Rebaone Moilwa @rebzs1]

Then what happens to the baby ?

[Pari is a weirdo @laukipari]

You cannot reason with a tiger, when your head is in its mouth

[Ki○ng●z¡ @EmperorShaker]

@ShaniaWagema Delete basi kabla watu waamke

[Mia @Mia5062]

As a woman I am extremely aware the only reason I have rights is because women before me got mouthy, organized, and made herself inconvenient. Thats why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Shortage of milk aje na Ng'ombe zimejaa Parliament

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Just had a call with someone on who made $180million in one transaction and came away really impressed.

He shared with me how he became a dollar billionaire:

1. 4:30 AM wakeup
2. Cold showers
3. Gratitude journal
4. Meditate
5. Dad was a former President who stole money

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

President William Ruto's administration has so far borrowed Sh4.3 trillion since they took office, bringing Kenya’s total public debt to Sh13 trillion as of August 2026

[k @xf1ins]

twerking is allowed at my funeral

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu usando o Twitter em público

[khat digga @__Mamosh1]

Joseph was loved by everyone in prison and he had a coat of many colours

[Lemon Ginger @lannix_1]

Ukikunywa soda yako baridi lakini unaogope kra officials wasikuone

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

National Grid Update:

Kenya Power raises concern over rapid growth of wind and solar

Variable Renewables (VRe) reach 21% of grid's firm capacity

Utility says VRe share exceeds preferred 15% threshold

Wind and solar variability increases pressure on grid stability

KPLC links high VRe penetration to power quality challenges

#CitizenExplainer

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my manager: "Can you handle this?"
me waiting for him to leave so i can consult ChatGPT.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Absolutely incredible.

In an unprecedented move, South Korea's stock market just collapsed -44% in 40 days, erasing -$2 trillion in market cap.

Now, South Korea's finance ministry has announced plans to "stabilize" the market.

What is happening? Let us explain.

(a thread)

[Peter Ndue @realpeterndue]

A few weeks ago, we put Mansa X on TRIAL. This is the FINAL VERDICT from our due diligence review on Mansa X Special Fund: investors should remain CAUTIOUS and refrain from making allocation decisions until the identified issues are adequately clarified by @investwithSIB

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

At 28, don't try to get rich overnight. Build an NSE portfolio with 15+ years horizon. Have a simple strategy:

• ABSA/Co-op
• BOC/Carbacid
• Equity/KCB
• KAPCH/KKUZ
• KEGN/KPC
• Safaricom

Invest consistently and intentionally with spare cash.

Collect the dividends. Reinvest every shilling. Let compounding do the heavy lifting.