Night at the Museum Updates

everything in the museum comes to life at night

send help

-views my own-

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every night this kid comes to life bitten by a rattlesnake

he spends hours in agony and just before he finally dies, the sun comes up

there is nothing i can do

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but no it's the gay cowboy from night at the museum

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you already know what's on full blast tonight

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the service provided to visitors by this chair
is that you are tied to it if i find you after closing

for your own good of course

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our happy pride would like to wish y'all a #HappyPrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🦁

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

june 1st… i can finally post this

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@MrDrProfJohnstn you may have to zoom in

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at night
if you squint
you will see a tiny adam driver

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i took off tonight

not because i have plans

but because i overheard the titanosaur's

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and you probably thought the roaches were bad

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@TM9380 @Riamus01 that's because the real museum is too dangerous to film in after dark

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i am looking at rocks 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺

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you may have noticed that the museum was closed today

that is because we are preparing for the Party

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you already know what's on full blast tonight

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feeling personally attacked in the gem hall rn

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why do you think we got rid of him

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

One thing Night at the Museum got wrong is the idea that we’d want to hang out with Teddy Roosevelt.

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you can save yourself from the incomprehensible horrors that dwell in the museum after dark by simply leaving promptly at close
which this person clearly did not do