Jess

Keep scrolling, it gets funnier

[Jess @mushm0m]

✌🏻 degrees

[Jess @mushm0m]

I love telling men they were the best I ever had then blocking them

[Jess @mushm0m]

Who still keeping this app funny cuz this smells dry

[Jess @mushm0m]

I want Nickelodeon to have a Disney level themed park cuz I was always a Nickelodeon kid, fuck that weird ass mouse

[Jess @mushm0m]

The men I see dating don’t know how to cook for themselves, grocery shop, sort/fold laundry. Lack every life skill and then have the audacity to tell you they don’t want a relationship. Baby boy, I would MAKE you. Fuck outta here.

[Jess @mushm0m]

A lot of you wanna retire by 45 but don’t wanna save for retirement 😗

[Jess @mushm0m]

I love telling men they were the best I ever had then blocking them

[Jess @mushm0m]

All the men from highschool look like the excessive drinking and lack of moisturizer has dried them out 15 years

[Jess @mushm0m]

If I spend my entire life using men I will die fulfilled

[Jess @mushm0m]

gaslight men 2023

[omar @DripArab]

😭😭😭

[Jess @mushm0m]

Fuck a gemini ew

[Jess @mushm0m]

You know you’re a sick sick human when you start to enjoy the smell of your dogs breath

[Jess @mushm0m]

all the people with oopsy babies

[Jess @mushm0m]

@djfm_dot_com It’s pretty standard for legal proceedings to be kept from public view when it’s for polarized figures. The epson trial and the Johnny depp trial both had different degrees of this happen to protect the future court hearings.

[ray volpe @rayvolpe]

OK DAMN Y’ALL ARE FKN *LOUD* 🔊

THIS CROWD MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY 🥹