Alyssa

XXX 🇦🇺 I like bands and stuff

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

This tweet has no option but to be violently pinned to my profile

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@benasitis Literally ever interview is a hard fucking watch now

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

🐯 Animal #947 🦬
I was stumped by today's game!
🟥🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟥🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟥
🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 7.9

https://t.co/aeIYRxHAST
#metazooa

Just tanked my average, I actually learnt something today but I’m pissed about it. Slippery fucks

[ruby @emophringe]

predicting the next podcast title:

“why we werent each other’s valentine”

“dan doesnt believe in valentines day”

“phil forgot about valentines day”

“why we don’t celebrate valentines day”

“we nearly broke up on valentines day”

“or producers put cat stickers on everything”

[07 @zerosevxn]

i mean

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@BookerFoxeh Wth you look like 10 years younger than what i vaguely remember you looking like 10 years ago

[Ryan RC Rea @volvoshine]

Link to Live Cameras around Jamaica as Hurricane #Melissa approaches

https://t.co/NYbPJEnY2W

[Dog Guy™️ @doggtism]

Hey! Fuck AI

I have a folder FULL of FREE to use lineart bases from numerous artists. Everything from canines to avians to even sharks!

I created this to be a resource for anyone who wants some art of their OC but can’t afford to commission an artist

https://t.co/BE5IyXh7f6

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charlie Kirk’s shooter’s bullet casings had the following messages engraved:

“*notices bulge* OWO what’s this?”
“Hey Fascist! Catch!”
“Bella Ciao”
“If you read this, you are gay lmao"

[Cryoto1234 @Cryoto1234]

@Gacha_Zone They have the sadness in their eyes you only find in Eastern European gay porn

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@GuidedBill @TheImmortal007 @PicturesFoIder The guy that follow and stood directly behind her like 🧍🏻‍♂️ not saying a fucking word for two minutes was ‘just tryna talk’

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@BluebriarArts I thought this was going to be about Aus / kiwi accents

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@BeetleRatedR Obsessed witj these rat animation on ig and this popping up on twitter was not on my bingo card but getttt ittt 🥵

[TheWhipHand @twiggysmalz]

The female gaze is perfectly exemplified by the fact that women are feral over Tom Hiddleston while exactly zero of us are attracted to Thor.

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@kvetchbian I feel AI has stolen my writing style. It’s just how I write. I have 0 inclination to use AI but AI sounds like me 😭

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@BGatesIsaPyscho It was a relatively large private plane. One word. Petrol. A fucking lot of it everywhere. Small fire becomes big fire

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

I did it. I made Palossand 🏖

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@Lyoart Hey I’d love to get one of these! I’m not able to dm you

[Ruth 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @superpaperslap]

2010s children's book series covers:

[Alyssa @mushmushmoose]

@thephanager I hate when people get mad over something so ridiculous when there’s something right there to me mad about. The livestream costing 15 isn’t something to get mad about omg