mushroom helper

mushroom that helps and helper of mushrooms

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doesn’t matter where i am situated i must grow regardless

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who decides which way the wind blows? is there a committee or some sort of democratic process? do the little saplings get a say or only the tallest trees?

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when i was small the grass was like trees. i wonder if there’s anyone big enough for the trees to be like grass

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doing a land acknowledgment to whoever is the rightful owner of this pussy

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i be doing shit fr, like you wouldn’t understand probably. that kind of stuff im doing

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even my eunuch adviser getting more pussy than me lately

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i hate when people say not to dwell on things. do you realize how good i am at dwelling on things

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i am very fragile and easy to crush please do be careful when handling me

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show me your marbles

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did it again award

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gonna do something that will potentially be very embarrassing for me wish me luck

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@grindgod26 happy

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@soupy1122 happy bird

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on this day.. long ago.. mushroom was born..

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i need to cross the river but thankfully there are lily pads spaced just close enough together i can jump on them in sequence to get to the other side

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i do think sometimes, about what i’ll never say

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does anyone out there know what i am doing or why

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when does it start and when does it end

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my pronouns? i don’t have any. don’t refer to me at all

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oh deer..

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i wrote a poem about you no you can’t see it