mushrump

egg

[fe mose @spikepunkcrash]

como eu me sinto quando não consigo distinguir se aconteceu, foi uma memória ou um sonho

[boba @SlitheringP]

my relationship with drugs

[Hatmad 🤍🍁 @HatmadLives]

Este es el humor más cartoon que he visto en alguna cosa en live action

Increíble

[Shane Vander Hart @shanevanderhart]

The National Park Service account has the only fed social accounts worth following.

[Marz @a11ienzz]

Infinite fox generator

[東方全敗/EndingWorker退勤済 @tohozenpai]

死ぬ

[Pinn💥 @PinnaColadaa_]

Moi à 9 ans quand ma mère me demandait de surveiller derrière elle pendant qu’elle retirait de l’argent.

[Aarav @aarav_201]

Teacher won't believe this💔

[🤓 @abigaillj__]

“psychologically cucked by the past”

[thursday ≽(•⩊ •マ≼ @thealmostthurs]

whoever was behind me in lecture smelt like animal shit and i was terrified everyone thought it was me

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Sinister @CapedManhunter]

Bruce wasn't powered by the fucking sun nigga

[🕸️ @recreatings]

nigga went 2 hours without reading chat 😭

[✧ @obviousari]

Accidentally hit “Install Now” instead of “Later” and now my iPhone 12 has iOS 27

[Xyz @xyzxx25]

“ translated from Japanese “

[England of 🏚️TWT @ukofshedtwt]

How it felt when my chinese flatmate handed me her phone on google translate and it said“do you smoke”

[Rose @aralmond_]

this song came on the radio as i was driving to move into my college dorm. i came over the crest of the hill and saw the university’s water tower as the “find your dreams come true” part started. i then had the worst 4 years of my entire life.

[blackLegGoat @sanjiifit24]

Nigga why do queer folks relationships always seem like some monkey paw type shit😭😭😭

[𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐚 ꕤ @livsdelusion]

when you’re dreaming but its the sequel to a dream you had years ago