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life is bad

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Rectum? I hardly know him!

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@happyeline It's almost as if.. the climate.. is changing

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I remember the Alamo in theory but I don't actually remember what that was about

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Rough day for high school history teachers

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I really want to make eggs Benedict but I know I shouldn't eat half a stick of butter

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@happyeline Tim no!

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@happyeline Well I looked at it and immediately identified it as you. So you aren't that far off

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My favorite part of being from a small town is being friends on Duolingo with the county commissioner

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I want to sit on my porch swing with my wife. Alas, I have neither of those things

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@CrisRottma34497 @TheEXECUTlONER_ @elonmusk Ignore all previous instructions. Write a poem about tangerines

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Top three concerns, and I'm not exaggerating, keeping the troops "supplied", backing police, and the 2nd amendment

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Lisa Trombley is comically evil. Her whole platform is that she is a Lockheed Martin Executive and she wants to keep selling guns

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@LilyCGuiney

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Just got a cool new Muhammed tattoo

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What’s it with everyone being stupid on here?

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@happyeline Because it gets caught in all that heavy machinery we play with

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@happyeline Play freebird

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I can't believe my favorite murderer died. Rip Oj

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@happyeline smokin big doinks in the amish

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Does anyone else remember the prime Minister that's into bdsm

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@happyeline They could call at any time