Emily Woods

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@oncor And counting

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@oncor 20 hours without power.

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@oncor @KaitiBlake Cool. Why are so many of us still without power after more than 12 hours with no estimation of when we may have power back?

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@oncor 12+hours now. Still no update. 🤷‍♀️🕑

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@oncor Then, why do we still have zero updates as to when we'll have power back, after 7 hours....?

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

Unfortunately, this is exactly what we all expected. Gotta love the south...

[Damien Echols @damienechols]

DNA testing was scheduled to begin tomorrow.
It has been postponed/canceled yet again. No new date has been set at the moment.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Even with Trump and Musk trying to fuck up the whole world, this still exists.

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

The coolest thing about me is the fact that (as I just learned) that I share a birthday with @ChappellRoan. #winning #ChappellRoan #music #artists #fuckingincrediblealbum #goddess

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

@weirdlilguys

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Still true…

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

The best thing my students ever gave me. I thought they were just really diligent note-takers the whole semester, but it turns out they were compiling a book of all the craziest things I'd said, all *very much* out of context. It's 152 pages long.

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

🚨 EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. WONDERHOLE IS FINALLY HERE!!! 🚨

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

My family celebrated my Swift march toward the grave.

[Jessie McLaughlin 🌝✨💫 @losfamgeles]

Today was my 15 yr old’s first day at a new school. He gave us all the details when he got home, but the part my husband absolutely grilled him on was what they served for lunch, and I sensed a little—jealousy? This man is seriously pining for cafeteria food

[Sean Evans @seanseaevans]

Learned a lot about my own life, not to mention the best lunch I’ve ever had, w the incredible @MythicalChef on Last Meals https://t.co/Cvay5SQ3TB

[Rhett & Link @Mythical]

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! @seanseaevans IS ON LAST MEALS! 🔥

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Do the weirdos really think calling Tim Walz TamponTim is the gotcha they think it is?

What do they have against making sure students have menstrual products? Oh iIforgot the same people who don't want to feed children.

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

*would. I can't let it go. I'm 37.

[Emily Woods @musicaloblivion]

My @taylorswift13 hot take is that #Glitch sounds like what pulling a sexy blanket made of stars over freshly-shaven legs woild feel like, and no one can convince me otherwise. #swiftie #midnights #vibes #sexy #idiedimdead #newswiftie

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Do we think people live like this without having a lot of money…. Lol