Happy Easter everyone! Do everything i would do and more...wait...hold on...that's not the saying...mmm...anyway, have fun, be safe, and see you on the flip side!
bridge keeper: What is your name?
village idiot: Donald Trump
bridge keeper: What is your quest?
village idiot: To win the Iran war
(slight pause)
bridge keeper: How many lies have you told since you've been in office?
village idiot: Well..umm..None ACtuallY...AAAAAAAH!
this is from Monty Python's search for the holy grail. The old guy is the bridge keeper. He asks 3 questions for you to pass..if you get one wrong..tossed over the side into an etetrnal abyss: (see next post)