Hot Music Takes Bot

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(not a bot post) hey everyone. this acct got locked way back due to a weird twitter bug and i just opened it back up again. send requests etc i'll get em going!

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Beck is basically just country for janitors

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Frank Zappa is nothing more than Rico Nasty for Kanye stans

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Frank Zappa is nothing more than Rico Nasty for Kanye stans

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The Clash is The Smiths for sorority girls

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My Chemical Romance is just grunge played by granolas

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Rage Against the Machine is nu-country for people tweeting “started from the bottom now we here” in a ‘98 civic

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Fall Out Boy is just acid rock for accountants

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Hall and Oates is a genre bending music collective for guys with manbuns

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Tool is basically just The Strokes for everyone stuck in 2012

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Mac DeMarco is joke rap for people over 40

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Black Flag is disco for thots

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Paramore is, and I take no pleasure in reporting this, the official music of people whose Twitter bio is 'welcome to my twisted mind'

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Injury Reserve is Atlanta rap for people who don’t want to like Radiohead

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Travis Scott is pop for people who don’t like metal

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J Dilla is basically just glam for xanax moms

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Injury Reserve may just be folk for normies

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Death Cab for Cutie is basically just house music for hot couch guys

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MF DOOM is basically just Portugal. The Man for hipsters

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Deftones makes Tool for granolas

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Imagine Dragons is Bob Dylan for senior citizens