ProbablyShouldn’t

Change of plans- I need a place to b!t@h and whine. And maybe make you laugh; peeing while laughing even. At my insane life as mom, wife, yogi, boss-babe, etc.

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Unhinged is the new normal.

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

I'm happy for my mom but slightly bitter that her 3rd wedding is going to be more extravagant than mine was... Like I didn't even have dj/music or a catered reception. We had ice cream. So no mom, I can't look over your vendor delivery schedule and tell you if it looks right...🙄

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

@KinsellaSophie @Sharpie @Waterstones @penguinrandom Can't wait!

[Sophie Kinsella @KinsellaSophie]

Signing today with my trusty Sharpie wrapped in gold bubble wrap!
THE BURNOUT is out in October and you can preorder signed copies now from Waterstones https://t.co/iRurKLsUoe
If you want beach romance, surfing and burnout recovery thrown in, I hope you’ll enjoy it! 😊🏄‍♀️⛱️📚🌹

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

My kids went back to school today, so I will be eating cake and ice cream for lunch and feeling no shame about my adulting choices.

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Raise your hand if you are also the mom that stays up till 2AM because that's the only time you get to yourself between the kidnado that was today and the hurrikid expected tomorrow (repeat weather expected for the next 18+ years) 😭

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Listen, I grew up on The Goonies and Indiana Jones so the reason I am a hoarder is because as a middle class American I know owning vintage crap is my only shot at finding valuable 'treasure' or at least something really cool in my attic someday.

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Between getting older and Grey's Anatomy my nightmares have gotten way too specific. Instead of 'my helicopter crashed & I am hurt', now.... 'my heli crashed & I have punctured my aeortic artery & no one in the E.R. will take me seriously because of my socially abnorm behavior.

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Raise your hand if you are also the mom that stays up till 2AM because that's the only time you get to yourself between the kidnado that was today and the hurrikid expected tomorrow (repeat weather expected for the next 18+ years) 😭

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Listen, I grew up on The Goonies and Indiana Jones so the reason I am a hoarder is because as a middle class American I know owning vintage crap is my only shot at finding valuable 'treasure' or at least something really cool in my attic someday.

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[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

POV - WHEN YOUR TAG IS ITCHY
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[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

The coolest (and only) Asian kid from my childhood, Short Round: "You're my best friend. Wake up, Indy!", The beloved goonie, won himself a golden man. #Oscars All of us 80s babies knew he deserved it from the moment he took a torch to Harrison Ford. #nevergiveuponyourdreams

[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

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[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

#Niantichelp #PokemonGO what a bummer. Drove all over Tucson, went to a major mall ... No elite raids at all. So disappointed with PoGo. Waste of hard earned gas money.

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[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

Jill probably has IBS because she doesn't bag her produce and puts it on the dirty grocery store conveyor belt
#IYKYK

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[ProbablyShouldn’t @musinghousewife]

@LoveisBlindShow best hosts ever of dating TV. FINALLY! not just being polite and playing nuetral Switzerland. Vanessa stood up for every woman (and man) that fears not being loved b/c of what they look like on the outside now and in the future. #callitlikeitis #shakeisasnake