Ambitious Llama🦙

The monsters under your bed love you sweetie. 👹🧟‍♂️💘💖

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season".

Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers.

Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.

[constans @constans]

Mom riding the NYC subway as a horror movie

[rasmr @rasmr_eth]

The market value of Game 3 Knicks tickets is $500m

[Sujeet Indap @sindap]

how the FT has decided to cover the NBA:

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

Add 3 legged bear to the Florida bingo card

[man with no game @SquintFeastwood]

No one does more honor killing than white dudes but you'd never know because all the media coverage is so positive

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

We wanted to understand what’s happening with the Strait of Hormuz. So we talked to five raw milk drinkers at an emergency room in Idaho.

[csz @cszabla]

man the whole lack of chinese soft power thing really inverted practically overnight. legendarily long lines in NY for a standard mainland tea chain

[Sir Space Dragon @sirspacedragon]

Went to the zoo and the best part was the elephant exhibit, which for reasons unknown, had a single bunny and no elephants. Everyone was confused. There’s no rabbit displays in the whole zoo.

The bunny was just there. Round.

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

The government is out here stealing people's undies to flip them

[signüll @signulll]

openai’s approach to competing with cc is interesting but flawed imho.

this is prolly metrics positive in the short term but likely corrosive in the long term.

this ad implicitly concedes claude is the thing people actually want & they’re just the off ramp for the frustrated. that’s simply not a flattering position for the long term.

[raha @rahaincrease]

SORRY @OpenAI I WAS NOT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

HERE ARE THE TOP 15 PERFORMERS OF 2026

1. $SNDK +557%
2. $AXTI +445%
3. $AAOI +408%
4. $AEHR +388%
5. $DOCN +253%
6. $NVTS +251%
7. $ARM +214%
8. $DELL +214%
9. $MRVL +210%
10. $BE +204%
11. $MU +203%
12. $WDC +197%
13. $NBIS +172%
14. $INTC +169%
15. $VIAV +167%

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

New levels of B2B Saas unlocked.

[Marvin @sp4rtan300]

N*ggas was like wtf is “Kubernetes” 😂😂😂

We still early 😆😆

[Marvin @sp4rtan300]

N*ggas was like wtf is “Kubernetes” 😂😂😂

We still early 😆😆

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

Eating good as musicians drop album after album as we head into summer.

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

#BringBackGasheri

[陽介 @052ysk]

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[Odysseas 🇵🇸 @RealOdysseas]

lung cancer, Japan

[Michael Dunne @dunne_insights]

Indonesia, from nothing, shoots up to No. 1 export market for BYD. Many going to Jakarta taxi fleets.