Ambitious Llama🦙

The monsters under your bed love you sweetie. 👹🧟‍♂️💘💖

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season".

Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers.

Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Nicole Lee Schroeder, PhD @Nicole_Lee_Sch]

How much of AI obsession is just people with very little power feeling more powerful because they got something else to do the task they were assigned? And that thing cannot refuse and will not complain?

[Omachi @nto_nen]

ボソ

問題なく飛べてるように見えた。

6月上旬

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

These updates piss me off because I remember how amazing Opus 4.6 was in February

[Matthew Petti 👨‍🎓 @matthew_petti]

The future of Europe is Kurdish.

[Nuhu Adams @_NuhuAdams]

THERE WILL BE 8 PAIRS OF SIBLINGS AT THE @FIFAWorldCup

🇨🇮 Guéla Doué
🇫🇷 Desiré Doué

🇬🇭 Iñaki Williams
🇪🇸 Nico Williams

🇬🇭 Derrick Luckassen Brobbey
🇳🇱 Brian Brobbey

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 John Souttar
🇦🇺 Harry Souttar

🇫🇷 Lucas Hernandez
🇫🇷 Théo Hernandez

🇳🇱 Quinten Timber
🇳🇱 Jurriën Timber

🇨🇻 Laros Duarte
🇨🇻 Deroy Duarte

🇨🇼 Leandro Bacuna
🇨🇼 Juninho Bacuna

[Peter Holderith @_baldtires]

Seems like a waste to just pour out this jug of potentially pure and refreshing AC condensate

[Usea @UseaONE]

Telling the trainer you want muscles but don’t want to be “big” like him.

[Kirk Henderson @KirkSeriousFace]

The implication that LeBron James has been killing kids with Sprite for 25 years

[凪 @kongarikametan]

流行ってるやつをやりたくて… ヨガパンツを履かせてって指示してるのに何故かアカチャンのロンパースみたいなの着せてくる
なんでや…

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

@TheTsarCule @CuchulainKE What is he even talking about? "Working class" my foot.

[Mango_reborn_as_big_posho_lobbyist 🥭🌽 @CuchulainKE]

Sounds like something a ngubu would say

[Peru Nomad @Perunomad]

📍 Lelan, West Pokot.

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

An account documenting the worlds sexiest gutters, for anyone that needs it today. https://t.co/uP9zbeNLIB
NSFW

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Stephen Curry reportedly will earn a MASSIVE $1.19 BILLION in his new 10-year contract with Li-Ning 😱

That is worth almost 4 TIMES more than what he earned in his 12-year contract with Under Armour 😳

This endorsement deal with Li-Ning is tied to brand revenue—meaning the number could grow even higher over time — and it is estimated that he might earn more than $1 Billion over the span of 10 years.💰

The greatest shooter of all time is now getting paid like one of the greatest athletes of all time.

[Tatiana Walk-Morris @Tati_WM]

For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Monks play with their pet tigers at Wat Pa Luangta Bua Monastery in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.

Eight tigers have been raised by the resident monks at the monastery since they were cubs.

[Dustin Dopirak @DustinDopirak]

The fire emoji on the $10,000 tickets up top is what really makes this art.

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

@mikalchay Ur genuinely my laxative

[Ambitious Llama🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

💀🤣

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

It's official.

MicroStrategy, $MSTR, is now facing its biggest unrealized loss in history, at -$10.8 billion.

In other words, after 6 years of buying Bitcoin, the company is now down -17% on its position.

By comparison, the S&P 500 is up +116% over this same timeframe.

Since MicroStrategy sold 32 Bitcoin at $77,135 per coin, their positions has lost -$11.8 billion in value.

This puts MicroStrategy's stock, $MSTR, down -77% since its record high.

Bear market is an understatement.