Ambitious Llama 🦙

The monsters under your bed love you sweetie. 👹🧟‍♂️💘💖

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

In American Mythology at the start of the year there was a 5 month festival with a series of celebrations to venerate the minor gods. This festival was called "The Award Season".

Most celebrations took place on the Western Ocean at a place known as "California".

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

To extend this religion analogy even further. America has a whole pantheon of minor gods in the form of celebrities & influencers.

Similar to saints in Catholicism or ancestral spirits in animist religions.

[🏳️‍🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 @MariGO2thepolls]

@atlanticesque @constans

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

The Japanese are stupid.

[⋆͛*͛*✭Heilich*☂︎*̣̩⋆̩ @Heilich4062]

@sephi22 イカれてんだけど
人種の権利は主張すんのに商品の権利はシカトかよ

[🧪 Seb 🇨🇿 @SeatOfSacrif1ce]

"why not just give up" no wonder your suicide rate is so fucking high

[william @peakedin2009]

gym bros are genuinely the dumbest people on earth. you can trick them into paying $22 for $3 worth of chicken breast by calling it “grilled nuggets” and they’ll just go “bro the macros go crazy”. no shit it’s grilled chicken

[bluehuecat @bluehuecat]

#PHP2Shell

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

It's Impregnate-Your-Wife-Wednesday! Get on with it.

[Adam, Anthropocene Megafauna @AnthropoceneMe1]

FYI you’re not supposed to say “she had that note of sadness in her voice typical of highly intelligent women” in a Teams message, even thought it’s not sexual or nothin

[Rachel @tolstoybb]

SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET. TWO WEEKS TO STOP THE SPREAD.

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

"You must spiritualise your warfare."

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

wake up babe, every version of PHP for the past 17 years has two critical bugs and now 74.5% of the internet is broken lol. there's a patch coming out tomorrow but until then most of the internet has open backdoors that allow unauthorized remote code execution

[Ambitious Llama ���� @MusingsofAwe]

DeepSeek will save us. Kimi will redeem us. Qwen will elevate us.

[computer @computer1010101]

Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)

[vivian @vivian39_]

in my city, we have office buildings downtown. the river trail is amazing. you won't believe the pedestrian mall! and we have some cute residential neighborhoods too.

[chikour aint having it anymore @mtlnordSaviour]

this is the future that was promised to us

[monkey car @PrimateVehicle]

Ear nose and throat day at the gym

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

I don't like being a passenger when a woman is driving.

[Nangacho @Its_Nangacho]

Watu wako na shares Safaricom huwa wanabuy airtime na dividends?

[Ambitious Llama 🦙 @MusingsofAwe]

They're cutting the gas with too much ethanol.