ElvisMusinguzi

Jack of many trades...mastering a few

[ElvisMusinguzi @musinguzi_elvis]

You might find me by the water
Waiting for the trumpet call
Oh, you see me like a stranger
Eh, you might find me by the water
Waiting for the trumpet call
Oh, you see me like a stranger
I've been waiting for the storm
-You might find me

[Angelo Izama @Opiaiya]

Totally insane.

[UEFA @UEFA]

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National AssociationStatement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Can we also talk about how the general population has relaxed on Malaria prevention; we’re no longer as vigilant as we used to be (especially parents and schools)

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Coventry when they see Premier League champions parking the bus and relying on corners against them a newly promoted side

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

If this was AFCON …

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

Medals round their neck, trophies in their hand, Bruno Fernandes in their head

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[Mega 🇿🇦 @Nkule__]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Uncle Ras D'artte @Dartte__45]

As a man, buy functional items, do not spend extra money fwaa, but do not compromise on your comfort and health.
Here's an example, if your aim is to get high, Nile/tusker do the same work as imported beers but half the price.
Toyota does the work,a good gym is 10k/day, dates are in decent restaurants vs aesthetic restaurant.
Don't waste time on brand items for garments/footwear, no one thinks you're wearing originals in Uganda even if you're, we can't tell the difference.

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

This account is genuinely one of the quiet geniuses of our time

[MBU @MBU]

Some days are longer than others 😣

(🎥: madula_faranani/tiktok)

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

International break: Day 3

[🍍❄️ @karungimcknight]

Wdym can’t fuel your car ? Like you go to the petrol station and they say no ?

[Danton Bissono Chidera 🎖️ @DantonChidera]

Arresting a 93-year-old man for participating in Lumumba's murder is insulting the African people, especially the Congolese and the family of the deceased.

We know the Belgian court knew the people who assassinated the Congolese martyr; they remained quiet until a time when a prison sentence is more of a blessing than a curse/pain to the aggressor to give justice to the man killed for no justifiable reason.

May Africans not fall for this believing it's an attempt to give justice to Patrice Lumumba. Nah! It's a trick to finally have y'all shut up about Belgium's involvement in his assassination and to whitewash Belgian atrocities on the continent.

[CK @stateoffooty]

Just found the toughest Bruno edit oh my god

[City Report @cityreport_]

Pep Guardiola asked about maybe only winning one Champions League at #ManCity: “Everybody wants to fire me, right?! Oh my god, guys. One day I will come here and say bye bye, guys. Still I’m here with one-year contract!

I have to win six Champions Leagues to be recognised. Yeah, for sure. After Barcelona won the treble and sextuple, since then - if I don’t win the treble and sextuple, my teams are a failure. I know that, since day one.

First season here, ‘When are you going to win the Champions League?’ 100 points, ‘When are you going to win the Champions League?’ At the end we won it, ‘Why haven’t you won five Champions Leagues?’

We tried. We have been in another final, a lot of semi-finals… This club, we arrived to make the bar a little bit higher in terms of Champions League...”

[Helena Of Troy @nikita_helene]

3rd worlders are a special breed.

we believe there's a country with 80% of the population having a masters degree

it doesn't ring alarm bells in our heads when we read such a stat. and obviously we don't attempt to double check

our brains are sponges, soaking up slop

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Always remembered. Never forgotten.

The Flowers of English football.
The Flowers of Manchester.

🌹❤️

[#FreeAllPoliticalPrisonersInUganda @RMKabejja]

A kind reminder to all Ugandans!!

[ElvisMusinguzi @musinguzi_elvis]

Economic and bureaucratic barriers to entry. In simple terms, we are not wanted there.

[Kakande Alex @KakandeAlex]

This comes at a time when Ugandans can only get a non-immigrant 90 days one entry Visa.