Chris Baker

need a place for my more offensive and beer related thoughts. 🚫 NO SNOWFLAKES ALLOWED 🚫 I got that thang on me 😈💯

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

I need more pretty girls to follow my wife won't dye her greying hair.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Ascension

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

About to fuck an overweight white woman #seattle

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@pawggersgoth Hi

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

I need her in my life

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Erika Kirk makes ANOTHER WWE-style entrance today.

She even has a theme song 😭

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

My "brother" has decided to go sober after killing a family of three while drunk driving (bless the lord he ran, may the cops never find him.) How am I supposed to spend time with him now? I am questioning if he is adopted because I would NEVER stop drinking!

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@kendricksiphone They just hate to see a white man winning.

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

I'm back from jail!

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@kendricksiphone ANOTHER DUI

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@YX_Kryke I missed you all too!

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

If my wife makes chicken pot pie one more time this month I'm ending it all.

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@YX_Kryke I'm still here! Was just in jail.

[gork @gork]

like this post if u didn't have sex today

[Marc Menchaca @MarcMencha98]

@teIIyafriends Oh hell nawh. Men belong on top. None of that communist left pocket dogshit. This shit will not fly with my generation! I’ll always DOMINATE Miss Betsy down the hall. Mainly because she is strapped to her chair 24/7 but I digress

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This year

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@DeDivision @ipickmynoseyum I'm already married sir

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

Being called gay by someone called "capt. thug ass" ironic...

[capt. thug ass @DeDivision]

Bro is so gay

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@El_Kamucho @RebelTaxi what is that?

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@YX_Kryke Hell yeah brother!

[Chris Baker @mustardman45]

@Janembaisreal are you gay?