It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here.
(And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)
Just have to say… wild garlic mash is epic! Forgot to take pic so not on @instagram but friends .. stir chopped wild garlic into buttery mash … you will not be sorry!
Today is the start of Lent. I’ve asked Boris Johnson if he’ll give up accepting donations from Russians tied to Putin. He said he’s giving up combing his hair instead.