Alia

Black Lives Matter

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

@fast_women ohhh my lawrd , thanks !

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

@fast_women what happened ?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Morning people tend to be happier and healthier than night owls

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

@girrlscout i'm down

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

@a_wafer yo that's so me 🙋‍♀️

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Here is your friendly reminder that it is Friday and any emails sent after 2pm will be respectfully ignored

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Company: the mental health of our employees is important to us
Employee: I’m struggling mentally
Company: now isn’t a good time for that

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: you seem better today
Aries: this act took a lot of work

[Laura @Loewhaley]

Sorry boss, my motivation didn’t show up for work today. I’ll have to push this until tomorrow.

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

the two stages on an aries

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Hear me out:
A separate line at coffee shops for people who know exactly what they want.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

It’s Aries season can you feel it

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

signed for a mail package at my friends house and got asked if i was over 18, yes sir, yea i am

[ty @bleedthedog]

Root beer is severely underrated

[girrlscout @girrlscout]

Hi, I’d like to trade 3+ minutes of Elliot singing for more Cassie/Maddy fight club. Thanks.

[Alia @mustardsweaters]

i love my dog - well me and my bf's dog - but she ours

[des_linden @des_linden]

Real talk: People will say the hardest part is getting out the door — it’s not. The hardest part is getting to the halfway mark. ✅

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It is impossible for me to be happy when I’m even slightly cold.

[Laura @Loewhaley]

I live in constant fear of getting a Teams call while I’m on the toilet

[Laura @Loewhaley]

If you need me I’ll be busy processing the fact that it’s almost 2022, last month was 2019 and we’ve been working from home for 696 days.