Amberlynn 🍐ody

Empath 😈
Pluviophile is a big word. ☔
YOUTUBE FAMOUS LESBIAN 🍡
This is a parody account. 🍐

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@_Omegon_ Never, bitch.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

Serious question: Why are babies allowed to shit in a cloth diaper, but I'm not allowed to wipe my ass with a wash cloth?

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

You guys are all acting like hoisting your asshole up against a washcloth on a sink to wipe isn't normal. You couldn't be more wrong. I'll die on this hill of washcloths.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@alex_is_shook I'M THE VICTIM.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

OMG, you guys. My girlfriend bought me the cutest little bathtub for Twinkie! It's says "trough" on the box. How do you pronounce it? Trow? I love her!

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@_Omegon_ Now I want pork rinds.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@ladylad7181 All I'm seeing is me...?

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

The videos I choose to film PRIVATELY in my own home and send to randos I met on the internet are absolutely none of your business. It's disgusting that you guys even want to see it. Y'all were not raised properly, and it shows.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

*heavy breathing*
Mmmmm. Mmmm.
*mouth sounds*
Thank you.

I'm such a sex goddess. Y'all just wait.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@_Omegon_

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@JuansMom1970 Shut up, Wendy.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@JD1911A1 Disagree.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

Honestly, I'm feeling more violated than the cookie right now, and that is not okay. You all should be ashamed right now.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@GimlisBeard21 It's art, you bitch.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@GimlisBeard21 Honestly, your behavior is more deplorable than me making the cookie video to begin with. Sit with that, you sicko.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@GimlisBeard21 @_Omegon_ @tofu_gorl I hate all of you.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

I have a hankering for a crumbl cookie right about now.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

Jordy is such a loser. He lives in his mom's basement, plays WOW, and has never seen the sun a day in his life. I mean, at least I go through the drive thru from time to time, AND I go to bingo with my mom. Fuck, what a failure. I'm so much better than him in every way.

[Amberlynn 🍐ody @mustbepear]

@marinekelsey Orgasmic.