You guys are all acting like hoisting your asshole up against a washcloth on a sink to wipe isn't normal. You couldn't be more wrong. I'll die on this hill of washcloths.
OMG, you guys. My girlfriend bought me the cutest little bathtub for Twinkie! It's says "trough" on the box. How do you pronounce it? Trow? I love her!
The videos I choose to film PRIVATELY in my own home and send to randos I met on the internet are absolutely none of your business. It's disgusting that you guys even want to see it. Y'all were not raised properly, and it shows.
Jordy is such a loser. He lives in his mom's basement, plays WOW, and has never seen the sun a day in his life. I mean, at least I go through the drive thru from time to time, AND I go to bingo with my mom. Fuck, what a failure. I'm so much better than him in every way.