Rubber_duckk_

Social reformer.
Social butterfly 🦋.

[Pinkiescent 🎀🇨🇵 @Pinkiescent_]

Y'all don't even know how big of an ass you gotta have for it to show in corporate fits

[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

My biggest nightmare is having that white build up on my lips and no one telling me😭

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

Dates are always given by the Court.

[Legally Blonde✨ @NthiaNadia]

Hon. Ocharo Kebira is a good judge. A sober judge. I am ever in awe.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

“Ur perfume smells so good”

Me:

[𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐌 🎀 @headpinkcess]

I like men who send me money and do everything for me. I won’t lie like everybody else

[🇪🇸2017 Dybala 🇦🇷 @_justvic1]

Vile me ni mtu mzuri what did I do to deserve a Ruto presidency during my early adulthood???

[valentine @valawakened]

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[Em, Esq. @emlawcatmom]

Trying to reconcile the fact that I don't want to be a lawyer anymore with the fact that I will have to be a lawyer for the rest of my life to live the lifestyle I want

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Picking up their calls when I’m already asleep.

This applies to both me liking someone in a romantic & platonic sense.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Pray against the spirit of sudden problems that arise whenever you receive money.

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

If we protested for a bill, we could protest for kids.

[Jay @Wavymafia]

After I bounce back from this I promise I’ll never let myself get here again.

[Rubber_duckk_ @musyoki_mbithe]

@KahiriAllan 😂😂😂😂eih

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Waiting for someone to turn 18 so you can date them, means you found them attractive as a child. And you’re a predator. I said what I said.

[Chris Grocott @DrChrisGrocott]

Academic Twitter is having a meltdown because some people have just learned that you should actually read the sources you cite. This really shouldn't be as controversial as it appears to be.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

There’s no single problem I currently have that money will not solve.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

“listen to your body”

my body: quit your job. disappear from society. befriend the crows. abandon everything and become one with the trees