jen england md

Tweetiatrician. Maker. Plant nerd, music nerd, book nerd, science nerd. Embarrassing mom. She/her.

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@SBMPediatrics @Dr_Rebecca_D Anecdotally I've seen a lot of parents decline virtual early intervention therapies. That's the only kind offered in most of my area, and kids are now aging out of eligibility and still delayed.

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@chadhayesmd Oral typhoid vaccine 👀

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@ndyagif Wait, Carbondale where??

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@PharmDame @shariatPR Yeah, WTF? They don’t have vaccine in CO Springs?

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@PharmDame Yayyyyy! 🎉🥂

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@kateasterisk I love how everybody in the replies is assuming seeing a doc is out of the question because this is the US and you’re a student and our health care system sucks ass. But really, there are good treatments for this. I bet a UCC would give you maxalt or imitrex if you ask.

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@drcakefm @kateasterisk Yeah, triptans are your friends

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@acweyand In cases where parents absolutely can’t be persuaded to allow IM vitamin K, do you have any thoughts about oral? I’ve done this a few times but never found a clear protocol.

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@kateasterisk @acweyand Like bitch, just put some warm clothes in your backpack already!

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@kateasterisk @acweyand I remember being so confused about why kids running away always had a bandana on a stick. Finally asked someone and still confused because anything small enough to carry in that would fit in your pocket, right??

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@njrhodes_rx @AJWPharm @Caulimovirus That looks like how I imagine an avocado pit would after being painstakingly polished

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@GoodishIntent How else would the coconut water people be able to claim that “half of kids are underhydrated”?

[rainygay @rainygay1]

Today is the only day you can tweet this

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@PhysicianDoodle Did one of my patients tell you this joke?

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@DrAkeemMarsh Those mittens tho

[jen england md @mutajenn]

“Wow the national anthem feels weirdly relevant after the invasion of the Capitol” is a sentence I never thought I’d say

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Gaga > Maga

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@N1colewilliams @nichol_ @julietast2 @jmugele CO public health is saying that

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@chadhayesmd Data from CO. COVID split off because the Y axis hasn’t overlapped since July. No RSV, no flu.

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@SBMPediatrics @JMichaelBarraza @AlexisCarere @chadhayesmd That’s the same pull that drives the vast majority of woo though

[jen england md @mutajenn]

@lovemadle @DBelardoMD I’m sorry, did you say charcoaled baby bunny? Please tell me you meant chocolate baby bunny.