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jalapeños are my favorite fruit

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just learned i'm older than Google

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@jesswithfrecks 🥹

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@kmtux @jesswithfrecks I was gonna say the same thing cuz.... I do!

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@jesswithfrecks yes. do it.

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@MarioBlueshoes vibes are flawless

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@MarioBlueshoes they're just mad they didn't think of it before you

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@jesswithfrecks i started getting sweaty hands.... my hands have never sweat before in my LIFE

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sometimes my extrovert runs out and I need to introvert for a sec

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@keri_baaabyy the phrase sucks, but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ it is what it is

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@liveforxo_ i fixed this by just stopping letting people in my life... idk if that's the healthiest choice tho 😅😅

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@keri_baaabyy I will never become an adult

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@keri_baaabyy 👏🏻🥳

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@keri_baaabyy that's how we build baby!!! one brick at a time. 💖 Rome wasn't built in a day and neither were we 💪🏻🥰

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@jesswithfrecks lol @Noeeee_14 would only have 1 pin 💩

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I don't sweat when I exercise.
I don't sweat when I'm in the sun.
I don't sweat when I eat spicy food.
I don't sweat when I'm nervous.

but when I drink ½ cup of coffee? you betcha. ⛲️

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I'm that person at parties when during a convo, the other peep goes "I'm not high enough for this" or, "that's too deep for me"

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but occasionally I get someone who can match that level 🫶🏻

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who knew the solution to me being late to work every day was allowing me to work from home 😂 I've been early to every single meeting

[360 ♔ @ItsThreeSixty]

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