Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸

Dude and his dogs and now cats. America First. Rocker. Commentator. Allergic to leftist stupidity 🤘🏻🤪✌🏻

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Well fill my cup of coffee with awesomeness- it’s #NewMusic2024 from this guy here. “The Order” recorded in less than 20 minutes this very morning. #rockmusic #HEAVYMETAL with a joyful twist.

[Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie]

Just saw this on Facebook.

I love it! 🙌

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@QuiteFranklyTV Your segment about the data centers got me thinking - we are neglecting the crypto/blockchain aspect of these centers. Recall the stories in 2015 about entire server rooms dedicated to Bitcoin mining?

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@elonmusk So does this mean that the AI will be the ultimate tax base capable of funding all aspects of civilization?

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Just having a thought about Eric “Fartswell” and his pledge to fight the allegations made against him. He says he “will fight it with everything he has.” Good luck dude. Don’t you dare dip into any congressional slush funds.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@JesusIsMyKingX Amen 🙏

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@MeghanMcCain This was a $1Billion ad campaign to promote “COVID vaccine confidence.” You can spare us the faux outrage.

[Roger Ledbetter @rledbetterCPA]

Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding

She did chores all week so I owe her $10

I hand her $7

> this isn't $10

"right, I withheld the rest"

> what does that mean

"I kept $3 of your money"

> but it's my money

"It was your money"

> what are you even doing with it?

"Funding household infrastructure"

> what

"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"

> you're charging me for the hallway

"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"

> you're my dad. you're supposed to---

"I'm also your government"

> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway

"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"

> it's a hallway. It's already there

"For now"

She asks what else the $3 covers

"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"

> dispute resolution?

"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"

> that's just parenting

"That's the Department of Justice"

> what about meals. You already feed me

"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"

> I'm your daughter

"Which is why you're currently enrolled"

She wants to see where the money goes

I tell her that would require a FOIA request

> what's that

"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"

> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?

"Could be longer. We're understaffed"

> there's two of you

She asks how she gets any of it back

"It's already spent"

> you spent my money already?

"We had a budget shortfall"

> you just took it 20 seconds ago

"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"

> so I'm not getting it back

"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"

> of my own money

"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"

> you know how much I made. You paid me

"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"

> so you already know the answer

"The point is compliance"

She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong

"Penalty"

> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?

"We could set up a payment plan"

> I'm 8

"Monthly installments. Very manageable"

> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me

"Now you're getting it"

> I want to talk to mom

"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"

She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion

Slammed the door

That's my little citizen

I've never been more proud

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@RepJasonCrow Please explain why Chuck Schumer left that classified briefing and immediately stated that: “The situation in Iran is dire. The President must now make the case to the American People.”

[We Have It All @WeAreWoke1776_3]

Eleven years ago Sen. Rubio warned USA & wanted to make sure it was written in history.
It’s a good dang thing he’s in the place he is today & we don’t have some knucklehead trying to run the show.
Operation Epic Fury couldn’t have had a better Sec. State!

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@BernieSanders Sincere question: why did Chuck Schumer exit a closed door security meeting and say - “The situation is dire. The President must make the case to the American People.”

Definition of gaslighting by the DNC.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@JoJoFromJerz $6.5B has been spent via the NCI alone since 1985… relatively averaging 4% of their annual budget. Still haven’t cured cancer - and I absolutely hate cancer, but you should take your grievances to the appropriate audience.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Chuck Schumer appeared to disagree with your analysis… he said “the situation is dire, and the President must now make the case to the people.”

Ya know that Congress could have made that case and then voted on it… but you’re so smart!!

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice.

Read my full statement:

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Yeah… guest list of the Clinton Foundation 😁

[Brad Zerbo @BradCGZ]

Hillary Clinton claims Ghislaine simply "came as a plus-one to someone who was already invited" to Chelsea's wedding... in 2010

Imagine believing that guest list wasnt vigorously vetted. Good lord people are gullible.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Suuuuuuuuure buddy.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

You drunk hag - he paid them off with pallets of our money which was then used to advance the very program they promised to suspend. Democrats are a special kind of stupid!

[Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi]

President Obama masterfully used diplomacy to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.

The Trump Administration, in its ineptitude, threw away that agreement.

Now they’re making threats and risking unnecessary conflict because they can’t match Obama’s success.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@krassenstein Hahahahaha… “confirmed.” You dope!

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

@PeteKramer29 @SenWarren Yea, but she’s a university professor who should already know ALL of this process and the words to codify such an Act. But… she’s a fraud.

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Best livestream of the event. USA! May God bless your livers 🙏🤣

[Steven Crowder @scrowder]

Trump to the crowd:

"If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support.

The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens."

Dems nearly all stay seated.

[Rep. Michael Cloud @RepMichaelCloud]

For reference, this is how we vote in the US House:

1) Insert photo ID
2) Press button

[Grump✌🏻😎🤘🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸 @mute_real]

Literally sounds like someone who wants to vote in November won’t have any issues if they start now!

[alexandriabrown @alexthechick]

I am literally a divorced adopted woman who lost her birth certificate and whose original court records of adoption burnt up when the courthouse record storage facility burnt to the ground.

It took like a month to get a certified copy of my birth certificate when I needed one.