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taco? #cfc #mubb

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

2x MLB All-Star Kerry Wood returned to Wrigley Field to throw an EPIC trick pitch strike for the Savannah Bananas 🍌

[Josh Frydman @Josh_Frydman]

Kerry Wood took the mound at Wrigley for the first time in 14 years for #BananaBall and threw an incredible behind-the-back pitch for a strike @WGNNews @TheSavBananas #Cubs

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

We have the best baseball player on the planet right now. Absolutely incredible. #PCA

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

HEY CHICAGO, WHADDYA SEIYA?!?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

RIP IT AND FLIP IT! A WORLDY FROM JEDI!

#USMNT x @VW

[Alexis @TheNotoriousLEX]

Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.

[John Leuzzi @ByJohnLeuzzi]

It’s been run downed on this app in the last 24 hours but Milwaukee started the season 5-23, and they now have beaten B2B P4 opponents to be a win away from playing in the supers.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? Panthers are an awesome story.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Says it all.

[pep @pepcalma]

Street will never forget his first Chelsea goal

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Goodnight 😘

[DK🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Who did this? - 😭 😭 😭

[Alberto TM @TmAlberto]

Yessss this is next level talent!! 😱🔥

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

First time with multiple 10-game win streaks in a season since 1935.

It's May 8th.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PETE HENRY CROW-ARMSTRONG.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

#CUBS WALK IT OFF!

FINAL: Cubs 5, Reds 4.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

MICHAEL CONFORTO WE HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE COLD TONIGHT

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

MO CAN SWING IT.