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Michael M.
@mutesarcasm
Author and eternal optimist. Happily married to an award-winning playwright. Sometimes I feel like I'm living out the plot to the Sixth Sense.
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Joined April 2017
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WHO'S WITH ME?!!
Nobody?
okay.
For all of you who wish to continue following me, here is my new permanent home
I babysat a set of twins - boy/girl - named Aidan and Nadia and I thought that was the most clever names for twins.
It's possible that most guys are clairvoyant but don't know because they never listen
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Husband, father, author, lover of dogs, and music. I work hard to make people think I'm normal. I'm told I need to work harder at that.π¨π¦
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If you put butter in a hot dog bun, it's like a savory Twinkie
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