An Ideal Doctor—
Available 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Call him anytime -day or night. Send WhatsApp messages, reports, photos he should reply instantly.
Whenever you need him, whether it’s 5 a.m. or Diwali night, he must be available for treatment.
Every treatment he gives must be 100% accurate.
No disease should be missed.
No complications should ever occur.
Even the laws of nature should not apply to him.
OPD consultation fee should be almost nothing.
After all, we’re “just talking,” so why should there be any fee?
If admitted to the hospital, he should give huge discounts on operation charges,
so we can afford a Deluxe Room and order whatever we want from the canteen or Zomato for a party.
He should prescribe medicines that are easily available everywhere,
and one prescription should last for 4 years — no need for follow-ups, tests, or re-evaluations.
He should consider accepting even a single pen from a pharma company as a sin,
but somehow he must automatically stay updated with all the latest, most expensive, and most effective new medicines.
He must keep studying continuously,
attend conferences and CMEs regularly,
but his clinic should never be closed.
He should have the latest machines, state-of-the-art operation theatres, and the best staff,
but the treatment cost should be like that of a government hospital.
He must personally see every report,
give every patient enough time,
but we should never have to wait when our turn comes in OPD.
He should be available on phone, WhatsApp, video call, messages, and email on every platform,but should never expect that his time also has any value.
We should be able to question him on every piece of advice we get from Google, YouTube, neighbours, relatives, or social media,
but he should never feel bad about it.
He should have 15–20 years of education and experience,
but readily accept defeat in front of our 15-minute internet research.
His hospital should have five-star hotel-like facilities,
but when we see the bill, it should feel like government rates.
He should treat every patient like his own family,
but his own family should be used to the fact that the doctor stays more in the hospital than at home.
He should have no personal life.
No holidays.
No festivals.
No illness.
No tiredness.
And most importantly —
If everything goes well, it is God’s grace.
And if anything goes wrong,
it is only the doctor’s fault.
Because in the eyes of the public, an ideal doctor is someone who:
Carries the responsibility of God,
possesses the honesty of a saint,
and gives the availability of a machine.
Are you an ideal doctor?
@iimcomic How is connectivity to Targhar Station. Wondering if taking a local from there to Nerul and another to CSMT or elsehwere is a feasible alternative or not.
@allindiaweather An hour ago in Siliguri. Recorded by me in my car. Trees got uprooted and billboards got damaged across the region. Severe dust storms followed by lightning and thunderstorms that lasted over an hour.
@shaksham22@marinebharat Absolutely not. The first railway station of the region - Siliguri Town - is located right between NJP and Siliguri Jn. That ‘spur’ line has existed since the 1870s, before the bigger two stations even existed.
@shaksham22@marinebharat Absolutely not. The first railway station of the region - Siliguri Town - is located right between NJP and Siliguri Jn. That ‘spur’ line has existed since the 1870s, before the bigger two stations even existed.
🚨 Shadow Operation Before West Bengal Oath: ISI Delegation and Lashkar Infiltration Plot Alarms Security Agencies
A deeply disturbing security alert has emerged ahead of the May 9 swearing-in ceremony of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) government in West Bengal, which will take place at Brigade Parade Ground—with credible intelligence inputs allegedly pointing to the arrival of operatives linked to Pakistan-based terror outfit Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) in Bangladesh.
According to a highly placed source, Pakistan’s Federal Minister for Interior, Syed Mohsin Raza Naqvi, is scheduled to arrive in Dhaka on May 8 aboard Biman Bangladesh Airlines flight BG342, leading a large delegation reportedly including members of Pakistan’s notorious spy agency, Inter-Service Intelligence (ISI).
More alarmingly, the same source claims that at least five LeT-linked explosive experts are expected to travel on the same flight under covert arrangements.
If true, the implications are enormous.
The source further alleges that immediately after arriving in Dhaka, the suspected operatives will travel by road toward Benapole in Jessore district — a sensitive border corridor adjoining India — before secretly crossing into Indian territory. The timing of this alleged operation has triggered serious concern among regional security observers.
The explosive claims surfaced just hours after the shocking murder of Chandranath Rath, personal assistant to senior West Bengal BJP leader Suvendu Adhikari. Rath was reportedly shot dead in Madhyamgram merely two days after the BJP’s historic electoral victory in the state assembly polls.
Although authorities have not publicly linked the murder to any broader conspiracy, the coincidence of timing is already fueling intense speculation within political and security circles.
Security analysts note that Pakistan-based extremist groups, particularly Lashkar-e-Taiba, have long attempted to exploit porous border routes and regional political volatility to infiltrate operatives into India. Intelligence agencies in both India and Bangladesh have repeatedly warned about the use of cross-border networks, sleeper cells, forged travel documents, and smuggling corridors for covert movements.
The alleged presence of ISI-linked individuals within an official Pakistani delegation, if independently verified, would likely trigger a major diplomatic and intelligence crisis across South Asia.
Observers say the situation demands immediate attention from Bangladeshi and Indian authorities, particularly given the sensitive political climate in West Bengal and the region’s history of cross-border militant activity.
As of filing this report, there has been no official statement from the governments of Bangladesh, India, or Pakistan regarding these claims. Independent verification of the intelligence inputs is still awaited.
However, the seriousness of the allegations — involving possible terror infiltration, covert cross-border movement, and the shadow of ISI involvement — has already placed regional security agencies on heightened alert.
South Asia once again finds itself confronting a chilling question:
Is this merely intelligence chatter — or the warning signs of a far more dangerous operation unfolding behind the scenes?