Mutuku Ndeti

Chief Wood Worker - I hear colours and see voices. Techie

[Mutuku Ndeti @mutuku]

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A client asked: can you build a clean modern coffee table like this?

They sent this inspo (inspiration)

Let’s build it. #shelfycoffeetable #custom furniture. Project code word: Shelfy Coffee Table.
First step is to draw it ... technically.

[jacob juma @kabetes]

When the devil wants to destroy you, it first makes you mad. Aren't we witnessing and seeing madness in our country's leadership now?

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

Give a man free sex, entertainment, and comfort, and he’ll forget his goals.

Give him pain and heartbreak, and he’ll feel like conquering the world.

Dear bro, hard times are a blessing, not a curse.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[Mutuku Ndeti @mutuku]

@dnahinga Try do a ROI on fruits/veges on 1 acre.

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My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work….

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it

[Mungai Kihanya @mungaikihanya]

Shiquo wa Hii Style... Look No farther. You have a recognised brand: SHIQUO.

Quick, get an IP lawyer to register it for you; HARAKA, HARAKA!

I want to start seeing... "Sneakers by SHIQUO"; "Perfumes by SHIQUO"; "T-Shirts by SHIQUO"; "Utensils by SHIQUO".

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Shiquo wa hii style has dusted herself and she's starting again.
I will still go get things from her, she has served us the "poor" with same counterfeits things in Eastleigh and kamkunji that are overpriced.

I believe it's witch hunt by the "bigwigs" who felt threatened with her marketing style, her pricing etc.

If counterfeits people are truly serious about counterfeits, then Eastleigh, Kamkunji, Gikomba and similar hubs should be the focus, not singling out one trader. The selective action screaming witch hunt.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Marcus Aurelius was right. Discipline is the art of not betraying yourself.

[Fact @Fact]

It requires seven to eight trees to provide enough oxygen for just one person per year.

[Vincent Githaiga @VincentGithaiga]

On 1st June at night I swiped this amount at @naivas_kenya Umoja twice after a hitch. They now claim it didn't reflect in their accounts but it was deducted from my account. I visited @KeEquityBank OTC and they sent me back to the supermarket. Who's the fool now

[DM Tanki @dmtanki]

@ChisomAgbafor @mutuku "For wisdom is a defence, and money is a defence: but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it". Eccl. 7:12

Money protects.

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

The Expressway is no longer an Expressway. Kila siku glitches. MTC lanes faster than ETC ones. At some stations, both not working. Unaona njia ya kawaida moving faster than ya kulipa! Do the owners know watu wanalipa kutumia this road?

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I am sad this bed belongs to a level 5 hospital while politicians are busy donating millions in useless women and youth empowerment projects.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

I've seen people forgive wickedness because the person is rich.

I've seen people condemn mistakes because the person is poor.

Money edits morality.

[Mutuku Ndeti @mutuku]

R1: Umenisumbua sana. Meet my bibi in the UK tumalize hii mambo.
R2: Anantaka nichukue 10M. Leta 50M tumalize hii mambo.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

The real ones know what the 50m is for

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

You're busy singing TUTAM na ukianguka sai the public hospital utapelekwa BP machine batteries zimechapa, monitors zilikufa kitambo sana ni vumbi tu.

Msumeno wa incompetency hukata wa TUTAM na WANTAM, haibagui.

Walk into that public hospital and see how things are not working.

[Mutuku Ndeti @mutuku]

@IanECox @mohammedhersi I guess kilimani is a reserved natural habitat for wild animals.

[Mutuku Ndeti @mutuku]

@IanECox @mohammedhersi I grew up there...it was a dense forest in the 80s and 90s...I remember right, it was cleared for some reason

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Fun Fact: Human males are the only species that mates with their natural predator.