Star

[Leyol @leyolray]

I’m tired of seeing y’all mofos asking us “what if Ruto wins?”

How the heck will he win if you won’t vote for him?

[Yinka not Bernie @Yinkaaaaaaaaaa]

It’s so crazy that someone that has ruined the quality of our lives so much even has the audacity to be campaigning for a second term.

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Njeri Maina is fire😂😂

[lucy🍒🌸•.•. @_1ucy_a]

And it’s never the ugly pairs of earrings that get lost it’s always the ones u like most

[⚡ @Lew1so]

Jua ni ya saa mbili kweli

[Duke of Kamulu @sleekowen]

Dumb and dumber.

[wanjiru @Wanjiru2027]

Karibu shida zetu zote zifuate chivayo, pilau delayed is not pilau denied!

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Wantam.

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Me when I randomly remember something embarrassing that I did in the past:

[Ero @LemayianLeiyan]

There is no way you trust your money with Mpesa only for Safaricom to tell you "We cannot speak with you, talk to AI" if you have an issue... even banks have dedicated customer service...

[��. @swagoszn_]

As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day

[Juicy Berry 🫐 @juicyrosie23]

Spidaya 🕷️

Zendaya X Spider-Man Suit...
Inspired by the Spider-Man Iron Suit.

#Ironman #brandnewday #Zendaya

[Alex @alex65971512]

Too many white people in Westlands I dont feel safe

[. @Carlosgramosc]

¿Te importa si cancelamos?

Yo:

[Kachii💞 @Kachiiszn]

I don't know how to hide disgust. My face gives me away every single time.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

Having a flat stomach is more important than having a fat ass

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

“I wanna start with ur mama, she should've whooped ur ass”

Is still one of the best intros to a song ever