WellsVirgo

Memento vivere✨

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

i’m really okay with missing out on cultural moments if they don’t align with my politic. didn’t move once during the drake kendrick beef

[𝙒𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙧 @Reggaewailer]

Msichana ana survive kwa indomie mayai akikuja kwako apate unga ya kisiagi unadhani atarudi kwake kweli

[Cactus owino🥬(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

Soon as I see you streaking ik you're too young for me

[-ˋˏ Pimpcess ☠︎︎ e-Masculatorˎˊ˗ @menarechewtoys]

@sohcahtan If it’s one thing a nigga gone do, it’s the unbelievable ☝🏽

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

Sorry, by who?

[☘️ @whisperedloom]

…hearing a grown man being scolded like a child in front of other colleagues is one of the things i hate about corporate.

[HB @hanabryanne]

remember when everybody pretended men were super obsessed with talking about the roman empire? what the fuck was up with that

[Mimi @fux0uttahea]

Everybody wanna be this super freak and wanna skip the small things that actually make sex good

[Kemi🌟 @Oluwakemi_G]

One of the very core skills in adulthood is realizing some shege you’ll experience is just your turn. You didn’t cause it or have a part to play, it’s just your turn and it’ll pass

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

it’s kinda crazy how socially we just allow men to do things that are objectively disgusting. even minor things like that.

men are just… never made to Live In A Society the same way women are.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better

[Evil Unalaq. @okayyyyylaura]

I hate it when men talk about contraception because it's like this isn't about you, you don't even go here? Like the best u could do for me is to use that condom or castrate yourself and shut up.

[Opiyo @0_92mlboa]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[britney spears @iserveboof]

I be so thirsty to Laugh boyyyy Anything tickle me I just live my life giggling

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Mexicans huvaa like a random kikuyu dad on a Sunday

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

i know you can’t choose your crushes cus i once fancied a lightskin

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

You really cannot get caught up in how you’re perceived

[❀ @marsrled]

and by how cringe and embarrassing they think everything is

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no