JoE Muturi

I make Investors happy.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Ushaanza kumuosha 😂😂😂.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Actually, he DID KNOW June 25th, 2024 was going to happen

Ali table report

Kalenjins at State House rubbished it

That is why after Gachagua’s presser in Mombasa, Ruto could not fire him

Coz he TOLD THEM. Bro is efficient AF

Mumeona Al shabaab anga West mall, dussit attack zilizokuwa back to back under Uhuru zikifanyika since 2022?

Not under his watch. He is not perfect, kuna kurutu twake ghasia

I knew Raila was dead waaay before the entire country

Boiz moja hapo Thika rd akanitafuuuta akanipata

“Siste, shukisha hiyo tweet pliz. Fool then sent me 20k. What insolence

You know what I did, nili deactivate wosap coz from Diaspora, you can only access me via hiyo app

Sina safcom uta track

There is something Museveni always says

“I am a big consumer of intelligence”

It is true. It has kept him in power since I was an ovum. Walijuaje Besigye akona meeting Riverside?

Bro alichotwa Posh estate ya Kenya 2am. By 9am alikuwa cell Uganda

He was set up by his comrades.

Ruto pia sio mjinga. He either pays you or kills you

Plus hakuna sirkal perfect, the Kibaki we hail today ndio ali sanction 2007 genocide

Kenya is in your hands now Noordin Sir

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

So what's your point? You guys argue like little kids!

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

So Osama was a traitor for hosting Ruto but your favorites are clean as they meet Matiang’i, Wamalwa, Chesang’ and DP Rigathi? The hypocrites who cancelled Kasmuel, Morara and Osama have become exactly what they used to criticize. Let’s create an open democracy with political tolerance.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Advice your nyanyez,we don't eat together,Kula polepole baba!

[Philip Etale @EtalePhilip]

Dear young Kenyans, please do not accept to be made rebels without a cause. Don’t go for the June 25th protests. Stay at home. One Love.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Women are watching polygamist and making noise online 😂 when men are unbothered watching world cup!

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

This guy should just resign!
I can't believe we allow him to reign forever.

[Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS. @AtwoliDza]

Having a cup of Arabic coffee on my way back home from Europe ! God Bless.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

People might think you're objective.Nah,facts remain facts ....thats how they launder money not preference.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

I hear you, Lynn.

But Somalis, with all their wisdom, choose cash for a reason.

Others, with all their wisdom, choose M-Pesa for a reason.

There is no need to sensationalize or criticize the Eastleigh community over that.

People are free to accept the means of payment that is most convenient for their businesses.

• Some businesses prefer cash only.
• Others prefer M-Pesa only.
• Others accept both.

Cash is the only legal tender in Kenya. Digital money derive its value and legitimacy from cash.

Accepting cash is not illegal. Neither is preferring M-Pesa.

Different people have different money preferences.

KRA has had legal mechanisms and tools for taxing cash businesses since 1995. Long before M-Pesa even existed.

M-Pesa came the other day. It found KRA right here collecting taxes.

KRA should use those same mechanisms to tax businesses that choose to transact using Kenya's only legal tender.

Let us all, including KRA, support our only legal tender.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Yeah on extrajudicial on youths he scores a perfect score!

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Ruto has achieved more in just 3 years than any other President Kenya ever had.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Kula kiapo yako ya kumrudusha!

[Mutembei TV @MutembeiTV]

Wakikuyu walikula Kiapo kwamba no other tribe should Produce President other than Them!Ndio maana Wanapiga Ruto!Woman Rep ZamZam Says!

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Peleka ujinga huko,we don't need your lectures,,,the fact remains Eastleigh will be a bigger scam than Minnesota!

[sergio 🇸🇴🇰🇪🇵🇸 @gTownPsycho_]

If you don't have cash don't come to Eastleigh to shop. Simple. Hapa si maduka ya mama yako, Congo forest merchants!

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

On this one I agree 💯!

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Why I fully support Shiko…..

Eastleigh isn’t a market, it’s a parallel economy running on cash, counterfeit dreams & zero KRA etr receipts.

Buy anything & they send you to their MPesa ‘agent’, one quick call, goods released, trail erased.

Multi-billion industry, zero transparency.

But try importing your own competing goods through the Mombasa or eldoret port like a real Kenyan?

DCI raids you faster than Al-Shabaab claims responsibility.

The Government is comfortable with Somali middlemen dodging taxes & flooding us with fakes, but heaven forbid a local like Shiko disrupts the cartel….

Being a Sunday I doubt we’re ready for this conversation? Time to audit the ‘highway’ to tax evasion. 🔥

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Don't lecture us with your nonsense! You evade taxes and launder money in Eastleigh!

[Abdimalik @__abdi_]

Ile ushuru Eastleigh wanalipa ungekua unajua haungekua ukiongea hivi.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

No you evade taxes that's it period!
You launder money that way!

[Muna Muna @MunaMunahamed]

Is paying for goods with cash suddenly a problem unique to Eastleigh?
Cash remains legal tender in Kenya, with the majority of businesses nationwide continuing to transact in cash as a standard and lawful practice. Counterfeiting is a national economic challenge, not confined to any single commercial area.
Where tax obligations remain unmet, the Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) holds the mandate to enforce compliance consistently, transparently, and without selective application. Kenyan enterprises across all sectors deserve equitable treatment and a genuine level playing field.
Prioritise the rule of law. Strengthen institutions. Foster fair competition for every business.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

I agree 💯 on this...but the judges seemed pressured from the beginning! When they refused to recuse themselves!

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

It was good that the entire judgment was read word for word and broadcasted live for ten hours to the entire Kenyan public. How else would you have understood the problems we keep pointing out daily about incompetence, misconduct and misbehavior by a Judges?

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Never seen a mole like this...you want to keep using our problems to advance your eating... you're not for us!

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

In layman terms, a speaker controls what motion is tabled on the floor of parliament and has unfettered authority that is almost iron clad.

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

Sisi we do our part and go to the streets...Wewe when it comes to parliament unaanza stories...stfu and sign the petition....acha kutubeba ufala!

[Hon. Njeri Maina @Hon_Njeri_Maina]

I have seen a section of Kenyans calling on parliament to impeach the president. Do you think the National Assembly would have the balls for that?

Let’s make a wild assumption they would. Have you actually bothered to inform yourselves on the process?

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Kenyans deserve justice that is transparent, reasoned, and accountable.

Today, I have petitioned the Judicial Service Commission @jsckenya to investigate three Court of Appeal judges who suspended High Court orders blocking the Kenya-US Health Cooperation Framework, but withheld their reasons for doing so until October 2026.

My concern is not that they ruled against me. It is that an immediately enforceable decision was issued without reasons, effectively frustrating a timely appeal to the @THE_SCOK and denying Kenyans meaningful access to justice.

Judicial independence must be protected. But independence and accountability must go hand in hand. No institution is above the Constitution.
THE HUMBLE PETITION OF OKIYA OMTATAH OKOITI LINK>
https://t.co/36xc3OZdNh

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

@Evanolangat1 @PropesaTV Toa ukondoo hapa

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

@ntomarcs @lynn_ngugi1 Bot

[JoE Muturi @muturijoe4]

@joe_kimachia @husskhalid @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @LawSocietyofKe @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE @NTVnewsroom @InteriorKE @HakiKNCHR @Eastleighvoice @TheStarKenya Offends? How many times do you get offended in a day?