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[Numan @Numan_Ai12]

🚨 BREAKING: A HACKER DOES NOT NEED YOUR BANK PASSWORD. THEY JUST NEED YOUR GMAIL.

FROM THERE THEY RESET EVERYTHING.

BANK ACCOUNTS

APPLE ID

CRYPTO WALLETS

PAYPAL

YOUR GMAIL IS THE MASTER KEY TO YOUR DIGITAL LIFE.

LOCK IT DOWN IN 10 MINUTES: 👇🔒

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Statehouse has a budget of 17.7Billion.

Civil servants used 7 billion to travel abroad.

SHA software costed 118 Billion

1.3 Trillion is missing on Ecitizen

50 Billion missing from SHA

4.1Billion Bursary funds missing

300 Billion Treasury bond lost

But kenya is broke?

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

How can you purchase the SHA system for 104 billion and then sell kenya pipeline with all its assets for 106 billion_Omtata

[Gakware @mututhomania]

@betikaKe Niltuma pesa leo na haikureflect, najaribu ku DM inakataa, number ni 0714121860

[Wealth @thecapitalistt0]

Buy Antigua Passport, Register Business in Seychelles, Keep your Money Safe in Singapore Banks

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[Mindphilosophy @Mindphilosophy4]

How to Recover from EJACULATION Fast (And Go for Round 2 Like a Beast)

If you’re tapping out too soon, you’re MISSING out on the best part.

Learn how to bounce back fast and keep the PLEASURE going.

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[Ernest Nyakundi 🇰🇪 @ernest_nyakundi]

The fastest legal way to leave the block in Kenya isn’t forex.

It’s not betting.
It’s not crypto.

It’s TENDERING.

If you understand how construction tenders actually work, you can change your life.

A thread on how the big boys actually win. 🧵

[School Of Great Men @SchoolOfGr8Men]

PODCASTS FOR MEN WHO WANT TO LEVEL UP:

1. Jocko Podcast (Ownership & Grit)
2. Huberman Lab (Biology & Optimization)
3. Modern Wisdom (Truth & Growth)
4. Invest Like the Best (Capital Allocation)
5. The Knowledge Project (Timeless Wisdom)
6. Diary of a CEO (Real Stories)
7. Order of Man (Masculine Purpose)

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

In what can only be described as a financial merger blessed by love and audited by KPMG of Heaven, Senator Allan Chesang has officially tied the knot with Chantelle Kitony, the glowing daughter of NSE chairman Kiprono Kitony. My friend, that wedding wasn’t a ceremony, it was an economic summit with a cake. Another day for Walala hoiis to see with their mouth wide open.

If wealth had a smell, the air around that venue would have suffocated Walala Hoiis who came armed with Fuliza balances, empty stomachs & one mission,, to eat life before life eats them. That event looked like a G7 meeting disguised in Gucci.

Governors were shaking hands like they were renewing tenders. The president himself was there, looking like a man approving loans on sight. The convoy alone looked like the annual car exhibition,, Range Rovers, Bentleys, and choppers landing like mosquitoes in a rich man’s compound.

Pale kwa Buffet ilikua movie. The kind of buffet that makes you question your life choices. Even the cows that donated the meat probably had medical insurance and a gym membership. The catering was so posh that even the salt looked imported and educated.

As the couple exchanged vows, broke men across the nation paused their betting apps, looked at their cracked Tecnos, and whispered, “Yawa Yehova Wanyonyi, remember me too.” Somewhere in Kilimani, a slay queen with a butterfly tattoo and “entrepreneur” on her Instagram bio dropped her vape and wept silently bcoz reality slapped like Nairobi rent,,, the rich only marry the rich.

Let’s be honest, this wasn’t just a wedding, it was a TED Talk on generational wealth. Chesang didn’t meet Chantelle while hustling for free Wi-Fi at Java or drinking counterfeit liquor at Habanos. No! This is a man who owns businesses, own his own clubs and probably leases the same Java you frequent for one latte a month.

Life has levels omwami. When you’re broke, love is measured by how many rounds you can go during horizontal engineering. But when you’re rich, love is measured in how many companies your family lawyer can merge before dessert. Broke people write love letters with borrowed bundles,, rich people write them with Montblanc pens while their accountants draft prenups in the background.

And to the brothers still sliding into DMs with “hi beautiful” and a prayer,, please respect yourself. You can’t woo a lady whose father controls the stock market when your own portfolio consists of 3 shares of Indomie packs and debts at Mama Mboga’s kiosk. Chantelle wasn’t looking for vibes and inshallah, she was looking for dividends & real estate.

Daughters of Jezebel, don’t catch feelings, catch wisdom. No amount of contouring can reshape your bank balance. You can’t twerk your way into a trust fund. It’s 2025, love without capital is a public risk. These rich families don’t do vibes, they do valuations.

In short, the Chesangs wedding wasn’t just a union,, it was an economic partnership sealed with champagne. A gentle reminder that while money may not buy happiness, it definitely rents comfort with unlimited refills.

So to all Walala hoiis still surviving on tapped water, ugali mayai & awaiting for NYOTA free monies from world bank,, go forth, grind and hustle your way out of poverty. Because in this economy, love may be blind, but the in-laws have got eagle vision, and they can spot your brokenness from Runyenjes without using binoculars. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[Gakware @mututhomania]

@posteyai Guide

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Bro to bro,

When you start making money, upgrade what you use daily:

Laptop

Desk & chair

Bed

Food

Phone

Clothes

Gym membership

These aren’t expenses, they’re investments. Level up your essentials, and you’ll level up 10x faster.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

We'd be such a dull country without lakesiders haha

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Uhuru Kenyatta is everything William Ruto wishes he was.

Just listen to the energy, how people cheer as he speaks, how his tone commands love and respect.

You can feel the difference.

He’s not perfect, but that aura, it reminds Kenyans what true leadership aura feels like.

[JA KISII™ 🇰🇪 @SKYPAHANCHO]

A foreigner would think uhuru is the president, and Ruto the deputy.....and kindiki a bodyguard 😂😂😂

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Raila first became an MP in 1992 aged 47. Look what he made out of his political career. It's never too late to start.

[Maina Kageni @ItsMainaKageni]

We have seen it all .. Nduthi kwa runway 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Glen @optimateglen]

This professional gambler broke football.
Tony Bloom made MILLIONS betting on sports.
Then he applied those same tactics to Brighton FC.
Taking them from bankruptcy to $860 million.
His most brilliant insight? A strange approach everyone else ignored:

[uncle wa Asali @Jkchemboy]

"MY DEPUTY IS UNFIT TO RULE"
~Uhuru Kenyatta 2022

Always remember that.

[DciJuja @dcijuja]

All kikuyus need Numbers

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