Mutia Tamala

Putri Pariwisata Indonesia 2012-DKI 4, Harapan 1 None Jakarta Kep.Seribu 2010, vocalist of @nubicaband

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on a tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan."
"..."

***

"Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?"
"Iya"
"Hah?"
"Memang aturannya begitu."
"Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Mutia Tamala @mutxi]

Unbelievable

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@tiffaniafifa Gokss yee

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Sis be tryin hard. Sis, it’s just not your path.

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FYI, I’m not a pet. I’m a person, just like you.

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Ah masya sich?

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😭😭😭

[The Eras Tour Singapore @TSTheErasTourSG]

🥲 | It’s been 2 hours and people whose queue number is in the 80,000 range are still in the queue. #SingaporeTSTheErasTour

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😔

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Artificial

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😅😅😅

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Pride so high, it can eat you alive

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No you can’t tell me not to kick it coz I’m ‘bout to kick it

[Max Walden @maxwalden_]

Please stop saying “Happy Eid Mubarak”

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Kochak hehe

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Uang bisa dicari lagi, ya ga sih? 🥲 (menghibur diri sendiri)

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Yaaa ya ya ya

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I’m a busy bee and I love it

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Emang semua tuh udah diatur jalannya. Kadang hal yang kita pikir “loh kenapa gini” pas akhirnya terjawab kaya “oh yaa pantesan”

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I just can’t believe how lucky I am 🥹

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Wow 2023 😭😭😭 you really surprised me