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[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@suprfanblogger @retropolisart That shit was hot though you cant lie

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

Let's check the tape:

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

Take your Kasa off! They don't sell teppanyaki anymore. They took the stall out 2 years ago!

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@wccftech Never ask a PC player how many graphics card upgrades they’ve purchased between GTA 5 and 6 compared to how many a console player has bought in that time. I’ll take 30 fps for the convenience of a console plus not having to buy a new gpu every time a new AAA title comes out

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@ItsAlastor I wonder if there’s an ending specific to both jason and lucia being at the point of no return

[amber ᓚᘏᗢ @c0wp0key]

the van der linde gang in 1899

[Neet @neet_sol]

Being 32 is a peak age. No rush to get a job, not too worried about saving money, still young, just living life

[radio america A power @notbenfish]

college football is a jeffersonian sport about the power of competing local elites that has been perverted into a hamiltonian sport about the tyranny of the judiciary

[ciel @xzcielz]

do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@Light_88_ By the time it got to Bouffalant and Tauros I was fully convinced. They really did that intentionally. BW1 were also the first games whose regional dex didn’t feature Pokemon from any other generation. Bc they copy and pasted gen 1 and thought they cooked (and in some cases did)

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@patchy_chip11 @quibvs Nobody loves dune because its nice filmbro shit they love it because it’s good

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@PatMcAfeeShow Falsely accused of being a racist but rightly accused of being buddies with a pedophile rapist

[muad’dweeb @muuad_dweeb]

@Walrus_Moonboy Umbreon is so fucking goated

[Paige @GRUGCEL]

reading dune is awesome because when paul and jessica meet the fremen you have to flip back to the glossary and consult with the in book dictionary every paragraph

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Senator Josh Hawley says “innocent people don’t plead the Fifth” when describing Dr. Fauci’s testimony.

Here’s the video of Donald Trump pleading the Fifth 400 times during his civil fraud trial.

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

the latest teen trend is called “jfkmaxxing”. it’s when you are outwardly vivacious and express a winsome optimism but are inwardly consumed by various unspeakable maladies and whisper to confidantes your fantasies about your impending death

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[Dick “The Hammer” Hamilton @thehammer83]

Did you crack? No bro she fell asleep in my arms safe from guys like you

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

reading the unabomber manifesto in a jamaican accent