Lindsay Mulhollen

web dev thirst trap
budget kaitlyn dever
any pronouns

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

This bitch has champagne tastes for toasters.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Petition for @LilNasX to cover "Your Man" because at no point are the pronouns of "Baby" revealed. This is the queer country anthem we deserve; tis the season! #Pride2021

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Yeah, late stage capitalism is rough but when you tell my parents dog to "go to work" he goes and sits in the office with my mom. Checkmate socialism.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@allairekirk Bless his heart.

[Ruth @remotely_ruth]

Tinder, but for married people and your only option is your spouse.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Hahahaha do you ever get good news but your body decides it should celebrate by giving you indigestion, not letting you sleep, and sounding this internal alarm:

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Dear America, big thanks for the yearly panic attack taxes give me. The mystical game of asking questions way above my head and me just trying to do my best, or else jail - feels really great. It's like cardio that's trying to kill me.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@AmbySharpe @TheJackForge This is high brow content.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@Sydney_Trask @Purdue_PsychSci @PurdueHHS

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@Pilnok @NorthernFrog3 I was born in 1990, I *do not* own a printer and I wish people would stop assuming that I do.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@dinomitron Honestly, the NERVE.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

My PM is really micromanaging me today.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@AmbySharpe They're just dried tapioca balls! They harden super quickly even if you store in simple syrup. Because of this it's hard to make a batch to keep in the fridge for a coupe days. I don't have energy to make boba in the morning but I want boba for breakfast.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Does anyone know if you can can cooked boba like beans?! I genuinely have scoured the internet and I'm coming up empty. I don't even have the energy to do it; I just NEED to know.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

So thankful for purr programing help when trying to squish out a bug.

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@dinomitron On a more serious note, I would die for this pug and their big eyes and curly tail - 12/10✨

[Irene Tu @irene_tu]

Happy Earth Day! Only like 20 of these left so go out and enjoy it before we all die 🌎

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

@keillor_a @danieljweiner @AllisonRBond Realizing I have this month to get pregnant before being a first time and AMA mother 🙃 *insert uncomfortable laugh here*

[Engadget @engadget]

Samsung opens Galaxy Upcycling beta to turn old phones into IoT gadgets https://t.co/o9gD4538MJ

[Lindsay Mulhollen @muuulhollen]

Me turning on the heat on a 65-70 degree day when my husband's not home: